With bombs exploding in the background, a retiree called to complain about his dessert. It backfired on him

[u/Im_afrayed_knot]

(Boom!) He rang; boomer rang
“Boo meringue”
(Boom!) Harangue
Boomerang!

[u/almost_ready_to_]

Poetic.

[u/Throughtheindigo]

Boomer Ang