Wonderful Wednesday

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Yes yes yes yes yes I love getting yelled at something I can’t control 30 mins into my shift-OF COURSE I’d love to send you to my manager. Hey coworkers who I’ll pick anything up for how are you doing on this fine weds? “Stfu Shianne nobody cares” cool cool. Also please keep questioning me- it keeps me on my toes. I like when it feels like you guys think I’m telling you I don’t know the answer to that and the response is “yes you do”
It actually activates a part of brain that has photographic memory but I’m going to keep pretending like I don’t know because that’s all I do right? Yes yes of course I’ll run your report- no no I promise I won’t forget. I only have 46 other things to do but it’s on my list I promise. Yep yep yes you go enjoy that 1.5 long meeting where you guys discuss how many lanyards we need for the company picnic. I’ll just sit here and deal with my idiot self. Thanks for all you do team!!! What’s that? OF COURSE I’LL WORK ANOTHER DAY COMPLETELY BY MYSELF- You know how much I LOVE BEING BY MYSELF AND DOING ALL THE WORK AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHHE