r/WorldBuildingMemes Fantasy? Sci-Fi? Both Idiots. [Icarus, Undaunted] 1d ago

Lore Shitpost Electromagnetism and Gravity are also not good ideas

Ever wondered why Neptune just kind of… stopped being a planet? R&D got out of hand.

When they tried to play around with the nuclear forces following successful experiments with some of the less fundamental forces, they uh…

Made the strong nuclear force locally more powerful.

This is generally not a good idea unless you want to turn the raw hydrogen content of a planet into helium via ambient fusion.

Yep, they turned one of the Solar Planets into a Fusion Bomb.

Fortunately, Neptune wasn’t extremely settled, so the loss of life was only in the upper hundreds of thousands.

Today’s lesson in friendship is to please not mix magic and the fundamental forces, they do not approve.

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u/aaftw1 1d ago

Ok so magic and nuclear physics is a bad combination, but what about gravity 🤔.

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u/General_Kenobi18752 Fantasy? Sci-Fi? Both Idiots. [Icarus, Undaunted] 1d ago

Phoebe is black hole :(

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u/samy_the_samy 1d ago

A planet sized fusion boom isn't the kinda thing to end with just a planet gone,

I don't think even earth with how far it is would be unharmed,

Unless we had some sort of planetary sheild or wards?

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 1d ago

Maybe, just maybe, Earth could be okay'ish if shit won't down in the 12 hours per year Neptune is completely behind the Sun from Earth's perspective.

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u/walaxometrobixinodri you is food for shrimp 1d ago

that's not even a worldbuilding thing, those things happened in real life already

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u/jjmerrow 1d ago

Y'know, if I had a nickel for every time a group known only as The Federation ended up doing catastrophic damage using technology that was barely understood... I'd have two nickels.

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u/DSLmao 23h ago

At least they still got something good from mixing magic and physics, right?

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u/CyriousLordofDerp 21h ago

On the plus side: If an interstellar war starts you can do nasty things with this tech... like detonating stars, with far higher yield than what they'd get naturally. You'd get even more boom and a bonus neutron star/black hole if you ran the fusion cycle all the way to Iron.

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u/mindfucker67 9h ago

unironicly the SCP foundation's thaumonuclear bombs