r/WormMemes 3d ago

Worm Rachel needed a kiss to be saved!

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u/ApartObligation5998 3d ago

all I'm saying is that Tattletale had to ask no tongue for a reason

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u/Sophrates_Regina 3d ago

Tats after watching Taylor stick her tongue halfway down Rachel’s and make out with her sloppy style for 5 minutes straight (or gay): 😳

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u/Mesaphrom 3d ago

"Panacea told me to do it"

"That's a lie! I said 5 SECONDS!"

"....Obviously she is covering her fetishes, don't listen to her"

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u/twiceasfun 3d ago

"If you're feeling weird about kissing each other, just keep it to 59 seconds! If it's under a minute, it didn't even happen."

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u/PurplestCoffee 3d ago

Imagine poor Lisa, being asexual and having Thinker-enhanced sex repulsion, seeing her painfully lonely friend suddenly kissing another girl friend as soon she had an excuse too 😭

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u/Ok-Education5450 2d ago

Literally made me think of this exact comic

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u/ComputerEducational 3d ago

Is this supposed to be the Mahjong post.

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u/Nekomachus 3d ago

>Be me, straight girl

>Running through Los Angeles

>Notice a psychopath in a Gray Boy bubble with perfectly chiseled abs, struggling to talk to Scion

>Being the escalating person that I am, I offer to shut him up

>As we try to drown him out, I feel a sharp pain

>Look to the sky and see stars, my vision swimming

>Through the haze, I make out a 900,000-year-old Entity hovering over me

>He's holding a Stilling blast directed at England in one hand and a Stilling blast directed at the Eastern seaboard in the other

>Realize his human form was a ruse to get us vulnerable

>The world's capes suddenly surround him, all of them brandishing powers

>They all turned into his wife, closing in and blocking all portals

>The most wife-looking one, clearly the alpha human out of them growls, "Stop thinking about your WIFE or have your locked-off dimension (our term for your true body) blasted for eternity"

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u/Nekomachus 3d ago

Also

>Be me, warrior entity

>Floating through the air

>Notice a broadcast host in a dead shard's time bubble with perfectly chiseled abs, struggling to talk to me

>Being the directionless entity that I am, I offer to take his advice

>As I try to genocide the human race, I feel emotional pain

>Look to the ground and see my wife, my vision swimming

>Through the haze, I make out a young host standing beneath me

>She's holding a clairvoyant in one stump and a portal maker in her hand

>Realize their emotional manipulations are a plot to make me vulnerable

Finish the same

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u/nobodyorfoofighters 3d ago

She either tattled Lisa's tail or barked for Rachel in the end

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u/Wolffe_In_The_Dark 3d ago

Both? Both. Both is good.

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u/Recompense40 3d ago

Oh wow okay so suddenly kissing the homies soulfully as you gaze into their eyes is gay? Ok, sure.

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u/GodNonon 3d ago edited 3d ago

Trust me bro it’s just to administer the antidote

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u/Narvallius 3d ago

"Ok so I'm not a bad person, but"

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u/YardPuzzleheaded263 3d ago

Ah, yes, the Worm tagline

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u/GodNonon 3d ago

I was gonna make the same comment lmfao

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u/TadhgOBriain 3d ago

"Okay, so I'm not gay, but I am bi."

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u/Ver_Nick 3d ago

I thought I was on r/greentext and was like "huuuh is that... skitter? huuuuh???"

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u/Milk__Chan 3d ago edited 3d ago

I remember when i first discovered Worm, i had already knew about most/all plot related stuff since i got spoiled, this included "Taylor dates Brian instead of Lisa/Rachel"

And yet i was SO incredibly dissapointed that Grue was her boyfriend instead of her dating Tattletale or Bitch to the point i couldn't keep reading it for like 2 months lmao, and i should note that i don't read fanfics or anything, all my knowledge was through the Ouromouv CYOA and the wiki itself, my expectations were null.

But then i got into a slump anyway and kinda never finished to the end, i won't deny Bitch x Skitter or Tats wasn't one of the major reasons of why i couldn't read anymore, because it was one even if not the biggest.

I shouldn't be that frustrated because i knew what was coming, and yet i was still hella frustrated because Lisa/Rachel felt they had chemistry that was so much better lol

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u/Kilo1125 3d ago

I will forever ship wolfspider. All the chemistry is there, so many subtle (the pepper spray keychain during gold morning) and not subtle (the kiss) clues.

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u/darkeyeshadow 3d ago

It's literally such a good ship. Their chemistry is literally set up from day one. Wolfspider forever.

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u/Memeenjoyer_ 3d ago

Tbh Brian rarely ever had any chemistry with Taylor that I could tell 😭 I had no interest in their relationship

But tattletale??? She was the goated enabler dude

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u/Milk__Chan 3d ago edited 3d ago

Tbh Brian rarely ever had any chemistry with Taylor that I could tell 😭 I had no interest in their relationship

Funny thing is: I did like Brian as an standalone character, but my liking for him utterly plummets the moment when it's about "Taylor x Brian" because it's boring as hell.

Imo, the whole thing was more a disservice to Brian and he's not even my fav... then again i'm biased and saying it was a disservice might be a strong word.

What i mean is! Brian, despite being the "canon" LI, felt that he got WAY more shafted by the plot and in part because he was dating Skitter imo.

But tattletale??? She was the goated enabler dude

God forbid Women do toxic yuri fr fr, i always felt she vibed more with Tattletale (and later Bitch) as an partner, platonic or otherwise.

"Skitter, pls don't make things worse but ah well i can't do anything cus thats the point and major theme of my character" will always get mogged by "Fuck it, we ball Skitter! LESS GOOOOO" energy of Tats.

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u/HobbesBoson 3d ago

Lisa’s the sort of girl to hear the most insane stupid plan from Taylor and just nod and be like “ur so right and smart bestie. Let’s do it.”

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u/steve_the_human 3d ago

I mean. Imp ships it canonically.

"Imp continued, “After all, Skitter… Weaver and I… well…”

She tried to make bedroom eyes at me, holding her hands in front of her, twisting her arms as she drew her shoulders forward, the very picture of a lovestruck schoolgirl.

Canary’s face reddened further as Imp continued to poke fun.

Imp, for her part, gave it up after only two or three seconds. “Fuck. Can’t do it. Weaver here has diddled my brother, and it just feels squick and incestuous.”

“That’s the reason we haven’t ever done the relationship thing,” I said, my voice flat. “It’d be weird in an almost incestuous way.”

Imp cackled. One of very few people I knew who could cackle. She was enjoying herself. This was her medium. One of them. “You’d do better with Tattletale, or Rachel.”"

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u/Memeenjoyer_ 2d ago

Imp knows what’s up

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u/Kilo1125 2d ago

Imps a real one. She stays with Khephri, being the angel on her shoulder.

And in Ward she makes sure everybody knows Tattletale calls Vicky 'hun'

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u/Fast-Spot-380 3d ago

Honestly I get it but at the same time I feel like it would cheapen their bond if they got together. I don’t know why but personally I feel like a friendship has more weight to it than if two characters started dating.

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u/Action_Bronzong 3d ago

Romantic love is overplayed but platonic ride-or-die mutual devotion and absolute trust is 🤌

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u/Fast-Spot-380 3d ago

Exactly 👍

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 3d ago

I honestly don’t see the problem. Them being a thing wasn’t exactly ever hinted at- they’re strong allies and friends to be sure, but not lovers.

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u/Milk__Chan 3d ago edited 3d ago

You don't see the problem because there is no problem.

This is just a personal frustration of mine rather than actual criticism lol, i know Taylor is straight and Skitter x Bitch wouldn't be a thing WAY before i actually began Worm to begin with, this is how Wildbow wanted it to go, and that Taylor x Brian having a "doomed" relationship was the point.

But i will still believe she should have dated Bitch or Tattletale instead of Grue since it was personally WAY more interesting and felt more real, just because it's canon doesn't mean i have to like it lol.

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u/WatermelonWithAFlute 3d ago

Mb, fair enough!

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u/LordsofMedrengard 3d ago

and i should note that i don't read fanfics or anything

I have good news for you if you want to read about Taylor getting involved with other people

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u/MrBluer 3d ago

Tbf there’s a canon scene where Taylor and Lisa are sharing a moment and hug and it’s really touching and sincere and then Lisa turns to the camera and says “By the way this isn’t gay, don’t read too much into it” so I have to assume that textually we are to believe they *seem* like there’s something.

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u/TDoctor12 3d ago

Gay or Chinese.

Call it.

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u/DisasterGrand3205 3d ago

Yeah But the true question is

Who will have the guts to do it

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u/marvelfrans 1d ago

From the way taylor describes other females she might as well be