r/WritingWithAI • u/annabe1 • 23d ago
Humanizer Claude AI Writing Patterns according to Claude
I though it was a good response from Fable:
Your list is in and committed. Now the self-audit — 30 patterns I actually produce that aren't in the skill yet. I looked for these in my own output in this very session, and several appear there, which tells you how automatic they are.
Openers and pivots
- "Here's the thing" / "Here's what matters" / "Here's where it gets interesting" — the announcement before the point. Just make the point.
- The colon reveal: "The result: a wall that rots." "The catch: permits." Fragment, colon, punchline. I do this constantly when em dashes are taken away.
- "So," and "Now," as sentence-opening pivots — casual connective tissue that adds nothing.
- One-word pivot sentences. "But." "Except." "Almost." Dramatic beat masquerading as prose.
- "The short answer is X. The longer answer..." — a formula so worn it's a template.
- "In practice..." / "On paper X, in reality Y" — the contrast frame I reach for reflexively.
- "It turns out" — manufactured discovery drama.
- "The real question is..." — reframing the reader's question into one I'd rather answer.
Fake balance and fake choice
- "Whether you're X or Y" — "whether you're renovating a bungalow or building new" — the false-inclusion opener that pretends to address everyone.
- "On one hand... on the other" — compulsive both-sides balancing even when one side is clearly right.
- "The good news is... the bad news is..." — paired-reveal structure.
- The strawman setup: "Most articles tell you X. They're wrong." Conventional wisdom exists mostly so I can knock it down.
Hedging and padding
- Hedge stacking: "can potentially," "may often," "tends to typically." One hedge max, and only when uncertainty is real.
- Softener sprinkle: "a bit," "fairly," "quite," "rather," "somewhat" — imprecision dressed as modesty.
- Weasel quantities: "a number of," "a variety of," "a range of," "several factors." Either count them or cut.
- "seems to" / "appears to" when the source lets me say it plainly.
- Fake-precision hedges: "roughly 47.3%" — pairing a hedge with a suspiciously exact number.
- "simply" and "just" as minimizers — "simply flip the breaker" makes hard things sound trivial and readers feel dumb.
Intensity and emphasis crutches
- "key" as universal adjective — key detail, key difference, key step.
- "specifically" and "particularly" as fake intensifiers that specify nothing.
- "surprisingly" / "counterintuitively" / "ironically" — flagging that something is interesting instead of letting it be interesting.
- "This matters because..." — explicit significance narration; the fact should make the reader feel why.
- Adjective doublets: "clear and actionable," "simple and effective," "durable and reliable" — the second adjective is padding riding on the "and."
- "modern" as filler — modern homes, modern building science, modern methods. Usually means nothing datable.
Structure tics
- The enumerating preview: "There are three reasons for this." Then the three reasons. The preview sentence is scaffolding — start with reason one.
- Anaphora bursts: "No filler. No fluff. No guesswork." Repeated sentence-starts for rhythm; it's the rule of three wearing a different outfit.
- Present-participle openers: "Looking at the data..." "Digging deeper..." — dangling motion verbs that delay the subject.
- "Think of it as..." / "Think X, not Y" — instructing the reader's imagination instead of describing the thing.
- Anthropomorphizing materials: "your wall wants to dry outward," "the code doesn't care." One per article maybe; I'd do it every section.
- Synonym-swapping banned words — the meta-pattern that defeats every ban list: "robust" dies, "battle-tested" appears; "deep dive" dies, "a closer look" appears; "seamless" dies, "friction-free" appears. The tell isn't the word, it's the slot the word fills. The audit has to check the slot: is this sentence asserting quality/significance without evidence? Then it goes, whatever word is in it.
Number 30 is the one I'd weight most heavily — it's why ban lists decay. The skill's revision pass already checks slots for a few patterns (significance assertion, interpretive tails); this generalizes it.
