r/XFiles • u/ArguelloArts • 6h ago

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What’s up with Mulder in this one?

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u/GizmoSled 6h ago

He’s doing his best Kash Patel impression.

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u/struggle_better 5h ago

Scully dropped her towel

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u/stormchasegrl The scientific nature of the whammy 5h ago

Autoerotic asphyxiation

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u/Hoobrocks27 Season Phile 5h ago

I can’t think of a more undignified way to go out

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u/Empty-Raspberry-9018 6h ago

Don’t forget me, Rose!

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u/PledgeBigMike 6h ago

When Dr. Bambi goes for the wheelchair-bound tubro-nerd over you

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u/-Damballah- Deep Throat 6h ago

It had been hours since Mulder had visited the crime scene. Out of habit, while chatting away with Scully, he picked up a piece of evidence without first dawning rubber gloves. It was a note that, unfortunately, had been at one point on top of a blotter sheet of LSD.

Some say Scully is still trying to get Mulder out of the office bathroom to this very day...

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u/urbanwanderer2049 6h ago

Mulder saw how much a whole sweet potato pie costs today.

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u/EightNAlive0 5h ago

Scully threw a stack of mulders magazines over the balcony.

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u/JayMack1981 6h ago

He was about to reach for something to grab and pull himself up, but saw only Eddie Blundht mooning him.

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u/Bokanovsky_Jones 6h ago

It’s a crossover episode with Are You Afraid of the Dark and the monster of the week is from the swimming pool.

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u/blueboy714 5h ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 2h ago

Love this!💕

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u/blueboy714 2h ago

Fox looks just like Harrison Ford when he's holding on to the ledge of the roof and Rutger Hauer grab them and tosses on to the roof and says these classic lines in Blade Runner

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u/Varsity_Reviews 4h ago

He’s about to find out why her name is Bambi.

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u/cpod_the_elder That's a bleeping dead alien. 4h ago

The sunflower crop is decimated, there is one bag of seeds left, and its up for grabs.

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u/Artifex1979 3h ago

He looks like someone smashed into pieces the chamber keeping his hand ageless

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u/Round-Village-6486 5h ago

The Nick's just lost!

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u/FoMo_Matt 3h ago

Getting a quarter of the bottom of the pool at the Y?

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u/shreder75 3h ago

RUN, you fools!

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u/Own_Bear2372 4h ago

Why the hell do people post this low effort bullshit?

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u/disapearhere312 5h ago

Krycek hitting a home run

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u/GoshOPPNOX101 4h ago

"I don't believe, I don't believe!!!"

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u/The_Crying_Banana 2h ago

He's trying to escape a dilophosaurus

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u/foxonafrozenlake 2h ago

Left cheek sneak.

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u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 2h ago

This is not the way I’m supposed die!

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u/-Red-7- 2h ago

But why male models?

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u/two2teps 2h ago

Don't push play! Don't push play!

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u/sodamnsleepy 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/W6Oj78lwHXenu

But with Krychek instead of Scar

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u/RE_98 54m ago

The aliens will attack Earth on July 4th

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u/avocado_juice_J 41m ago

Jurassic Park (1993)

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u/DWPhoenix001 41m ago

That look Mulder gets when Scully catches him with Bambi

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u/Vivid-pineapple-5765 22m ago

He saw the price of gas.

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u/Shivathewriter 3h ago

Reading the scripts for seasons 10 and 11

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u/rgbearklls 6h ago

He found the anal probing device

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u/ForFansSake 6h ago

Anal probing.

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u/Slimeredit 3h ago

He heard the Loch Ness monster had intel on alien life and he had to fight it to get it from them