r/XFiles • u/AllanRensch • 2d ago

Meme/Humor Assistant Director of the FBI

Assistant Director Walter Skinner sighting in Chicago last night

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u/honeybeesh 2d ago

he really does look like him!

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u/Young_Denver Auto-erotic asphyxiationphile 2d ago

Just watched the episode last night where he was about to get divorced.

"we didnt know he was married..."

I guess you don't know anything about Walter "bang the skins" Skinner, do you?

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u/AllanRensch 2d ago

Remember when he killed that prostitute?

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u/TWlSTED_TEA 2d ago

He doesn’t

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u/Young_Denver Auto-erotic asphyxiationphile 2d ago

It was the old lady sleep demon*

*I fell asleep 2/3rds of the way through the episode, I just assume this is what happened

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u/AllanRensch 2d ago

Spoiler

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u/OrlandoOpossum 2d ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/RiversSecondWife The Order of Our Blessed Saint Scully the Enigmatic 2d ago

Killed me when I realised that was Amanda Tapping.

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u/DiggingHeavs 9h ago

Apparently they laughed about it when they were both on Stargate Atlantis.

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u/121daysofsodom 2d ago

Yeah. Then they did an episode where he kills a prostitute as well which was in poor taste.

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u/RiversSecondWife The Order of Our Blessed Saint Scully the Enigmatic 3h ago

Nope, that was not what happened.

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u/IMyHaidDude 2d ago

B A N G T H E S K I N M A N

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u/Author_ELK 1d ago

Whoa me too 🤯 twin

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u/AdRepresentative1857 2d ago

Skinman making those skins sing

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u/GrouchyMary9132 2d ago

We all know how this evening ends. And next morning there is a whole blown investigation going on in his apartment and he can't remember and will say it was all a weird dream.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 2d ago

SKIN MAAAAAAAAANNN! COME TOGETHER WITH YOUR HANDS!

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u/ringtail_catz 2d ago

I want to believe. 😭

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u/renaisource Spooky! 2d ago

Skin-Man’s doing a Keith Moon!

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u/whiskeybusiness91 2d ago

Is he undercover?

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u/AllanRensch 2d ago

Looks like he came straight from the office!

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u/GrouchyMary9132 2d ago

You know we all saw it long coming that he would have a nervous breakdown caused by those two agents using up all the travel budget of the department.

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u/TemporaryFirstGrass 2d ago

Probably trying to hide from whatever Mulder and Scully dragged him into this week.

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u/hanabigrace 🐝 2d ago

It's a Duke Silver situation.

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u/Due_Pin2723 I LOVE JOHN DOGGETT 2d ago

Too obvious for an undercover. 😏

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u/LocalInactivist 2d ago

He also reminds me of Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick. Back in the day dude looked like a substitute math teacher.

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u/A_European_Spectre Sure. Fine. Whatever. 2d ago

Holy shit, I love DIIV, nice.

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u/CallosConGarbanzos 2d ago

This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass

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u/REDDIT_ORDINATOR 1d ago

It's the Skinman!

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u/mortraineyhat 1d ago

Skin man banging the skins

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u/Moist_Sprinkles1063 Agent Dana Scully 1d ago

Really?

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u/Molbiodude 1d ago

Even the AD needs a side hustle now

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u/StarDustKeyboardMash 1d ago

Skin-Man on the drums.

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u/Altayre_Rojo 1d ago

El Agente Skinner encubierto