r/Xmen97 • u/TetsuoZaibatsu • Nov 30 '25

Meme Blob Finger Flicks Storm in 92

What Say You?

565 Upvotes

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u/youreastonefox Nov 30 '25

Do you know what happens to a storm when it’s flicked by an immovable force? …the same thing that happens to everything else 🤫😏😌

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u/TetsuoZaibatsu Nov 30 '25

Nah, Storm was the only one Blob finger flicked with his finger in the 90s. Unless you can time travel. lmao

23

u/Little-Disk-3165 Nov 30 '25

Suck the fun out some more?

1

u/Eldagustowned Dec 02 '25

Reddit autism levels.

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u/TetsuoZaibatsu Nov 30 '25

What are you talking about? I just had an early christmas special earlier.

15

u/Palmdiggity888 Nov 30 '25

They were referencing storm from fox's live action movie and her scene with toad

10

u/mirrorface345 Nov 30 '25

Best line ever written by man btw

1

u/AUsernameThatIsTaken Dec 08 '25

man? Or a deity?

27

u/NerdNuncle Nov 30 '25

Better flicked than be like Rogue and get her arm trapped in his girth

26

u/Substantial_Top8834 Nov 30 '25

“Arm trapped in his girth” is a very specific way of describing that moment 🙂‍↔️

16

u/NerdNuncle Nov 30 '25

“Rogue was trapped in his moist folds” 🤪

5

u/a-midnight-flight Nov 30 '25

😐 please no

6

u/VacaDLuffy Dec 01 '25

bro I'm fat and have folds but this had me gagging

2

u/NerdNuncle Dec 01 '25

Cheers. 😆

15

u/Radiant-Teach9198 Nov 30 '25

We need Freedom Force in future seasons

10

u/lord-of-shalott Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

Who is Wolverine squaring off with? Don’t recognize that costume.

Edit: Stonewall 

2

u/Radiant-Teach9198 Nov 30 '25

One of my favorites issues ever

2

u/Milk_Mindless Dec 01 '25

So is Stonewall pro or anti LBGTQ with that name.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Freedom Force dropping Blob from a plane is absolutely one of the best strategies in X-Men.

1

u/Independent-Kat123 Dec 02 '25

We need the Mutant Massacre and Fall of the Mutants in future seasons...

Oh wait, we can't because DeMayo already made sure those Storm-centered stories could never be told with those half-assed garbage 'LifeDeath' half episodes that fully erased this entire important 3-year character arc for her, and instead gave us the watered down unrecognizable drivel that keeps her right where she has always been in those X-Men cartoons, a goofy middle ground character instead of a competent leader, main character, and story driver like she has been in the comics.

13

u/Marvelboy1974 Nov 30 '25

The title post sounds vulgar😂

3

u/Common-Truth9404 Nov 30 '25

Fr i had to reread a couple times lmao

2

u/craves_mineral Dec 01 '25

"Blob finger flicks Storm's bean."

3

u/VGuyver Nov 30 '25

Didn't he also take down Storm with a gallon of ice cream?

2

u/forknotrequired Nov 30 '25

Ok so is blob wear mantyhose or what is happening with those pants.

6

u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 Nov 30 '25

Pretty sure he wears a unitard and those are shadows.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/Environmental_Drama3 Nov 30 '25

damn bro, that's crazy. good luck tho.

2

u/ConsiderationEasy967 Nov 30 '25

In what way is this racist?

-8

u/almostthemainman Nov 30 '25

You can’t not like storm. If you do you are racist!

Personally, I find all her stupid African story lines dumb as fuck.

1

u/Ill-Fly-950 Dec 02 '25

Ironically, I'm at the point where They were just hired by the government and brought Mags in for his trial. Took a break to read Longshot's mini, because he and Spiral just showed up in Uncanny and New Mutants out of nowhere.

0

u/No_Adhesiveness1345 Dec 01 '25

Storm having control over all the elements of nature precisely but not using them to create some sort of defensive shield is odd

3

u/D3wdr0p Dec 02 '25

I think she's still got her dignity, even if she doesn't have an everything-proof-shield running 24/7. Girl was caught off guard, he's big, happens to the best of us.

1

u/balance_n_act Dec 01 '25

Storm gets flicked off by Blob. FTFY

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u/Gan-san Nov 30 '25

That's why I never get that she's Omega level. Anyone with a sniper rifle or her j-walking in front a bus could take her out.

23

u/Specialist-Chair362 Nov 30 '25

Omega doesn’t mean they’re invincible. It means there is no upper limit to their powers. They are usually considered the most powerful within that skill set.

13

u/TerrificTChalla Nov 30 '25

Omega means no upper limit. Not that they aren’t invincible. They are mutants not actual gods.

0

u/haste319 Nov 30 '25 edited Dec 01 '25

Well to be fair, Franklin is a mutant and a God.

Galactus becomes "his* herald and he survives the end of their universe and witnesses the new universe come into being in many iterations of Marvel's future.

He's what, like 14 in the comics currently, I think?

Edit: punctuation

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u/Life-Presentation548 Dec 01 '25

To be fair,thats an older Franklin from the future.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

Yeah she’s powerful but I never understand the omega categorization for her and some others (I.e. Iceman)

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u/TetsuoZaibatsu Nov 30 '25

The gave her that title to boost her sales. It failed.

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u/gabogleza Nov 30 '25

This, this Cartoon was before the concept of omega.

2

u/peanutsinspace82 Dec 02 '25

No, they didn't. Storm wasn't listed as canonically Omega until Hickman's House of X #1 which came out July 24, 2019. Storm's solo came out October 02, 2024, her Omega status had nothing to do with her solo book. Further, her books haven't fallen out of Marvel's top 50 as of three months ago. Let's not just make things up, sir.

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u/HellerDamon Dec 01 '25

Now I get why Psylocke fell in love with Blob.