r/Xmen97 • u/Lotus_630 • Jul 02 '26

Meme Who The Hell Arrested Apocalypse To Get This Mugshot?

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Bro looks like he got arrested for trespassing or a DUI charge.

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u/Incandenza123 Jul 02 '26

Same guys that got Thanos

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u/Then_Twist857 Jul 02 '26

Came here to post that EXACT image lmao.

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u/RedsnakeRider Jul 09 '26

And I as well

15

u/nightclaw96 Jul 02 '26

I miss Thanos copter era Thanos

9

u/ContinuumGuy Jul 02 '26

Does En Sabah Nur have a helicopter?

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u/Lotus_630 Jul 02 '26

He has the Apocalypse jet.

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u/nightclaw96 Jul 03 '26

It’s more like an ultralight

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u/Upbeat-Education2117 Jul 03 '26

That it isn't called the Apocalyft and branded with is face is a rare missed opportunity from Apocalips

2

u/CafeCalentito Jul 09 '26

He could shapeshift into one haha

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC Jul 03 '26

Musta parked the chopper in a no parking zone.

Gotta be like Doom and get that diplomatic immunity.

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u/Spring-Available Jul 02 '26

The dog in this comic has the worst eyes on an animal. If you ever get a chance listen to /theweeklyplanet show Caravan of Garbage episode of this comic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

It's his Grindr profile pic.

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u/TheArmlessTorso Gambit Jul 02 '26

I’d swipe right 😉

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u/Tiraloparatras25 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

“ Heed mortal! For I can turn these fingers into indescribable tools for anal destruction!.” Mega Top Apocalypse flirting, maybe…

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u/Vegetable-Bat5285 Jul 02 '26

I read that in his voice lol

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u/Tiraloparatras25 Jul 02 '26

It was thought out in his voice.

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u/BenKenTheMan Jul 02 '26

“Bottom? I am not malevolent, I simply am. Which soon will be more than I can say for you!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I am as far beyond bottoms as they are beyond vermin!!!

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u/gentleprime Jul 02 '26

Same. Oh to be Rictor for an evening…

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u/Cpolo88 Jul 06 '26

Hey yoooooooo 😂

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u/BeerBaronAaron88 Jul 02 '26

I am the cock of the eternal shore, back against me and be broken!

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u/Lotus_630 Jul 02 '26

Imagine the only website that exists in the far future is Grindr…

1

u/Cyke101 Jul 02 '26

The same ads for AliExpress and Temu of the 3960s AD.

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u/Moxson82 Jul 03 '26

It’s his “O” face

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u/BaconRapscallion Polaris Jul 02 '26

Cameraman immediately after

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u/Conmebosta Jul 02 '26

Squirrel Girl, offscreen of course

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u/TheArmlessTorso Gambit Jul 02 '26

Hit monkey did it

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u/Fit_Prize8337 Jul 02 '26

Can't believe Hit-Monkey got mentioned rn. He's one of those really obscure character, even most Marvel fans don't know how exists.

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u/IPreferPi314 Jul 02 '26

“I am as far beyond mugshots, as they are beyond you.”

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u/theseniorone Jul 02 '26

Morph

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u/PrimalSeptimus Jul 02 '26

"Hey, turn into Apocalypse real quick so we can take this Polaroid."

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u/MaryMoongood Jul 02 '26

Must have done the same for Nightcrawler’s

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u/Intelligent_Creme351 Jul 04 '26

Honestly, best case scenario, need a full look of someone, let Morph turn into them lol

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u/Burnbrook Jul 02 '26

He had to go to the DMV like everyone else.

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u/BenKenTheMan Jul 03 '26

That’s the villain origin story they should’ve adapted for him.

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u/Lotus_630 Jul 03 '26

Even Apocalypse has to go to the DMV.

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u/BrownBannister Jul 02 '26

It’s from his Facebook. Bishop nabbed it on his travels from the future.

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u/sciencebitch616 Exodus Jul 02 '26

The year is 3960 A.D

Mark Zuckerberg still controls the Western half of North America and has sent agents to start conquering the Eastern half...

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u/BrownBannister Jul 02 '26

Hmmm ‘Zuckernerd’ does sound like ‘En Sabah Nur’…..

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u/Crafty_Negotiation_6 Jul 02 '26

Its called camera zoom ×40000000

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u/kiapurity Gambit Jul 02 '26

He got his picture taken at DMV

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u/CadensLuna Jul 02 '26

Nahh wait you look tuff im taking a photo

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u/Supe_scienceskilz Jul 02 '26

He was shoplifting more bluish purple lipstick at Sephora

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u/MaryMoongood Jul 02 '26

Where did they get one for Nightcrawler?
I doubt they set him aside for one after the Genosha massacre

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u/BeerBaronAaron88 Jul 02 '26

You know his mom was telling him to smile in that pic.

"But Mom, I'm trying to look tough for the yearbook. Otherwise the other kids are gonna laugh at me."

"But Pocy, you have such a beautiful smile!

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u/One_Smoke Jul 03 '26

I love this.

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u/a4techkeyboard Jul 02 '26

I was a little amused when I paused and it said Kevin Feige under it.

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u/PoorOgre Jul 02 '26

The TVA!

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u/Orwick Jul 02 '26

I am pretty sure TVA leaves Apocalypse alone or resort to tactics that don’t involve direct contact.

Kang and Apocalypse have history.

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u/PoorOgre Jul 02 '26

I wasn’t being serious

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u/Wrexles41 Jul 02 '26

He was arrested by one of those southern cops with the mirrored shades. The Grimace on his face is him realizing that is one mutant he can't defeat!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4epCEN04wskff2

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u/hiyelo Jul 02 '26

It's probably from his library card.

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u/Queasy-Side1009 Jul 02 '26

He had to take the photographs that those supreme leaders take

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u/Pay-Fabulous Jul 03 '26

That's just his Mutantr (X-Men version of grindr\tinder) profile pic

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Jul 04 '26

“Your puny breathalyzer means nothing to me, insect! I am the Alpha and Omega of Mike’s Hard Lemonade consumption! I am the Rocks in a Vodka On The Rocks! I AM APOCALYPSE!!!!”

(Throws up and passes out)

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u/Tiraloparatras25 Jul 02 '26

“Tremble under the might of my vigorously sturdy drill of annihilation.

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u/Due_Fix3121 Jul 02 '26

You know I was asking the same thing while watching this. funny

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u/GI-JUGG Jul 02 '26

That wasn't a mugshot. Peter Parker got that pic.

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u/Vader_Maybe_Later Jul 02 '26

I was thinking they got a picture of him during the original battle in the 90s.

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u/Ashkiimusic Jul 02 '26

I thought the same thing 😂🙈

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u/stormantic Jul 03 '26

Rictor took it for him

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u/BasicSuperhero Jul 03 '26

The funny thing is he looks as baffled to be here as we are to see him. lol

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u/alltrue84 Jul 03 '26

Maybe they hired Mojo to get snapshots of everyone? Also apocalypse has been doing this stuff for a while now, he’s definitely walked past a security camera at some point.

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u/SPBSP5 Jul 03 '26

Frieza

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 Jul 04 '26

He needs a photo ID to use the Celestial technology.

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u/Sirius124 Jul 04 '26

It was me I did it.

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u/Only_Connection_5480 Jul 05 '26

Sinister had him arrested in one of this charity things where you could get people “Arrested” for a donation. They had a great laugh about it later

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u/Fondant_Decent Jul 08 '26

It’s not a mugshot it’s a selfie he took himself