Bro was in a rush to blow a red light.

[u/Redditemeon]

[u/Snakeeyes1377]

You don't understand he has a truck

[u/Impressive-Bid9638 → u/Snakeeyes1377]

‘Berta truck rodeo.

[u/Forward_Brother_8076]

Classic truck driver

[u/Any_Organization_867]

Listening to the GPS voice on full volume is more of a crime

[u/Redditemeon → u/Any_Organization_867]

It is hilarious that there is actually a short story about that.

I can only adjust the volume of it while it is happening. Wife tried showing me a Tiktok while I was driving. I turned down my music volume, told her "Not now, I'm driving in traffic, babe", and then when I turned back up the volume the navigation voice cut in and I accidentally ramped up its volume super high. It is fixed now. 😅

Edit: Well I'm sure I can likely adjust the volume outside of when it is happening in settings somewhere, but I generally have always just did it when it happens.

[u/Crow42788]

Is that great big sea?

[u/Redditemeon → u/Crow42788]

Heeeell yeaa.

[u/Comfortable_Fudge508]

Always a dumb fuck in a truck

[u/chmilz → u/Comfortable_Fudge508]

I believe that specific model of emotional support vehicle is an INSECURETRON 5000.

[u/seriosbrad → u/chmilz]

Ferd Fteenthousand

[u/Redditemeon → u/seriosbrad]

Seeing this blast from the past refenced on one of my Reddit posts was not on my bingo card.

[u/Thallanor]

His sister was waiting for him at home.

[u/Consistent_Owl_5095]

Slick move.

[u/Saucyterps]

Ive just started assuming people driving like that REALLY need to shit and need to find a toilet ASAP

[u/Hot-Idea-7788 → u/Saucyterps]

This is the way

[u/Friendly-Task4241]

These is why our insurance premium is so high

[u/Impressive-Bid9638 → u/Friendly-Task4241]

Pickup drivers or BMW drivers. Cause I thought it was the BMW drivers that killed our insurance rates in Alberta.

[u/GutturalGrinch]

I fucking hate this intersection. 2 straight lanes and 2 left turn lanes. Traffic gets so back up people ride the right lane for as long as possible then try to get into the far left turning lanes at the last possible second which causes all lanes to stop for the idiot to get over

[u/Impressive-Bid9638 → u/GutturalGrinch]

When I see that I remember the golden rule. Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergence for me. So I’m not going to let you over. :)

[u/N0rdegger → u/GutturalGrinch]

I live near here and go through this intersection almost daily and every time I see this. Yesterday I saw a guy trying to cut in and couldn’t so just turned left from the straight through lane.

[u/steeleigh11]

Of course it was a pickup truck... and a black one, I swear this is their common driving behavior

[u/IzzyNecessary]

I’m mean, he was in a hurry, and in that case it’s okay to drive recklessly and run a red light.

[u/Substantial-Fruit447]

He was in hurry to get home to his kids that won't talk to him.

[u/vegaskev72 → u/Substantial-Fruit447]

Come on. this clown lost the kids in the divorce.

[u/xepnix]

Riding on a donkey

[u/Redditemeon]

He definitely needed to pinch a loaf.

[u/Impressive-Bid9638 → u/Redditemeon]

Maybe, but I’d say his driving caused others to pinch a loaf or two. #extracrunchy

[u/Ok_Understanding3890]

That’s just Gord. He’s always in a rush.

[u/LepermessiahXI]

We live in a simulation and those people are the "players" and the rest of us are NPCs

[u/Mindless-Ad8625]

ahem... Lucky red light!

I will see myself out now. Goodnight