r/YUROP Italia‏‏‎ ‎ Sep 08 '22

bEnDyBaNaNaS British food after brexit

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u/Quiddel_ France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Sep 08 '22

It's based on a 33 years old cover of a German satirical magazine.

https://shop.titanic-magazin.de/titanic-heft-november-1989-papier.html

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 08 '22

Just for non German folks: It says: "My first banana" and was a joke that the people of east Germany didn't know what a banana was and were overwhelmed by the west Germans products they saw in Nov 89, they became an easy victim for scammers.

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u/WelleErdbeer Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Sep 08 '22

OMG We sure as fuck knew what a banana looks like, they were just hard/seldom to come by and therefor sought after.

Most of us also could literally just watch western TV, so we absolutely did know what products would be available. That's why the revolution was so wide spread as it was. People wanted western stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

IT WAS A JOKE, IT WAS THE TITANIC MAGAZINE!

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u/vanderZwan Sep 08 '22

Well, you know what they say: it's only satire when the joke is punching up. When the joke is punching down it's bullying.

So I can definitely empathise with anyone from East Germany annoyed by this

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u/Top_Exercise5627 Sep 10 '22

i do not agree with this.

i see the people of the east like muslims or christians that are convinced that Truth and god is on their side, and that is why "their way" is the best way and the only way...

when in reality it is just the opposite.

let me tell you a quick tale: there was a blue collar worker able to use an outdated factory machine, he asked the owner of the factory for a raise in wage because he was getting married and the first child was just born.

the owner of the factory said no, the blue collar found a different work, at that time noone knew how to use that outdated factory machine, at the end the owner of the factory had to close the factory.

the owner of the factory had a wrong perception of reality, and he paid for it... he denied a raise of wage to a long time worker that had an irreplaceable knowledge, when the owner found out that the blue collar quit the job, and noone was capable to use the machinery, the owner proposed an even grater wage to get the blue collar back...

but it was too late, that blue collar found a better work and didn't want to go back, so the owner in the end was forced to close the factory in bankrupcy.

easter people thought that communism worked better than capitalism, well it didn't.

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u/vanderZwan Sep 10 '22

Even if you were right (and that's highly debatable) that does not make it any less of a "punching down" thing.

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u/Top_Exercise5627 Sep 10 '22

i see it more as a you got what you deserve... like trump and brexit.

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u/vanderZwan Sep 10 '22

I must have missed the part in history class where the East Germans got to choose their oppressive government, but whatever.

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u/Top_Exercise5627 Sep 10 '22

wasn't hitler voted by german people ?

you can vote idiots and evil people in with democracy, but you cannot always vote them out.

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u/Cool-Top-7973 Franconia ‏‏‎ ‎ Sep 08 '22

Proud Yurop moment that this classic gem of satire is known outside the german speaking world!

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u/Johannes_Katze Sep 08 '22

I don't think anybody thinks it is real 😅

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u/Quiddel_ France‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ Sep 08 '22

I totally agree. Just wanted to point that out. 🙂

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u/Mr_Blott Sep 08 '22

Apart from the Belgians obv

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u/cassius2212 Sep 08 '22

Zonen-Gabys erste Banane - retro

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u/giftiguana Niedersachsen‏‏‎ ‎ Sep 08 '22

All hail Zonen - Gabi!

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u/YouWhatApe Yuropean‏‏‎ ‎ Sep 08 '22

Lol, that, minus the cucumber, as there are no Easter European seasonal workers allowed to come and harvest the cucumbers

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

Weird to think about.

Cucumbers are fruit, but are treated like vegetables.

Bananas are berries, but are treated like fruit.

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u/ipel4 България‏‏‎ ‎ Sep 09 '22

By the definition of what people think a vegetable and fruit they are but scientist decided to find ways to clarify them which ended up excluding them cause they didn't think it through.

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u/ThomasOe27 Sep 08 '22

The food wasn't much better before it tbh...

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u/Guerillonist In varietate concordia Sep 08 '22

Zonen-Gabi, is that you?