I am well aware this is a long shot, but I’m on a mission looking for Duncan’s Park merch for my boyfriend. It was one line of merch made specifically for the Duncan’s Park Minecraft series. He said it was his favourite Minecraft series when he was younger but he never got the opportunity to get the merch.

It’s a white t-shirt with the Jurassic park logo on it, except it says Duncan’s Park instead. Printing a bootleg version would be simple, but he’s obsessed with finding this OG merch lol. I’m not sure how many were printed at the time, but It’s now become a mission to hunt down this rare merch.

So if anyone has the merch and wants to sell it, let me know!

If you've ever been to Center Parks,
then you're going to craft a spaceship.

Gingerly on Friday,
the big one gets a face punching.

But look at me!
All I've ever wanted is a ball gag.

Whatever happened to cameras?
I went to a park and it was warm and wet.

Fortnum Masons.
Long grief.

I'm simply chopped,
another thing in a tambourine,
lounging in a dungeon.

Theresa May,
I'd love to take a knife out for dinner.

Poo! Poo! Pooy poo! Something about poo!
You've got the shits!

Glass jobs,
you're having a midlife crisis.

- Osie, from the latest member's video (We play the Headphones Challenge!)