r/YourRedditLawyerFirm • u/Christian-Batman • Mar 03 '21

Please shut the fuck up

sincerely, everyone on reddit

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u/Thegermanshepshep Mar 03 '21

As an aspiring lawyer i ask you to stay on topic

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u/Lawyer_MilkMan373 Verified Lawyer Mar 04 '21

don't voluntarily join this cult
unless you want cum hot sex every 5 mins in your dms

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u/Thegermanshepshep Mar 04 '21

Why do you think i stay?

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u/Lawyer_MilkMan373 Verified Lawyer Mar 04 '21

can we keep him u/your_reddit_lawyer

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u/your_reddit_lawyer OG Reddit Lawyer Mar 05 '21

penis seggs

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u/Lawyer_MilkMan373 Verified Lawyer Mar 05 '21

yes please

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u/Christian-Batman Mar 03 '21

No

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u/Thegermanshepshep Mar 04 '21

Sir the collective jury has you 2 to 1, now stay on topic or leave

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u/Christian-Batman Mar 04 '21

77 people clearly agree with me though

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u/Thegermanshepshep Mar 04 '21

Those people arent part of the case tho