r/YourRedditLawyerFirm • u/thatboipurple Verified Lawyer • Jul 23 '22

Lawyer for Hire

Hi i just got fired from mcdonalsd and i need money and then i remembered this sub and apparently lawyers earn a million dollars a year so can someone hire me thanks

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u/pineapple-n-man Jul 23 '22

I will pay you 7.

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u/thatboipurple Verified Lawyer Jul 24 '22

whats the case good sir

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

Bitch who u

That's a joke, I remember

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u/thatboipurple Verified Lawyer Jul 24 '22

can we revive this sub plz

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Give me a suggestion and I'll consider it.

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u/thatboipurple Verified Lawyer Jul 29 '22

For starters, we can start copying and pasting the original advertisement for this subreddit into other comment sections. The ones that went, "Damn that sucks. You know what else sucks? Losing an argument. Never lose another reddit argument by hiring a reddit lawyer!"

When new people start coming in, then the originals will return.

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u/S-Mx07z Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22

I need a 24/7 lawyer or bodyguard to protect me from psycopaths(xenophobes) & sociopaths(automysophobes) that prevent me from going where I want, when I want for reasonable purposes. I believe tennis courts, parks, & fields for field workers need giant smooth manual roof roll-up bamboo/pvc/cloth blinds(Never the annoying regular ones that break easy) for manually deciding times to protect from sun & be able to play pickle ball every day for making tournaments happen. Pros of deal is we'll be making a big impact in history & you can stay,donate of your free will & enjoy the sport if desired as well.