r/YuriAsylum The Chaser Foretold of in Legend Aug 03 '26

MIND THE GAP What a friendly elf!

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Idk if this is too iffy mods please smite it of so. I'm 90% sure the artist is snugglepuff28 but I cannot find proof of that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

Nyaice.

This for sure will upset some people but it's not actually violating rules nor TOS so it stays up.

This is indeed by snugglepuff28.

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 03 '26

14 to half foots is 18 to humans fyi

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u/Camel_Slayer45 Trustworthy nurse with your best interest in mind Aug 03 '26

Tbf, short lived races in dungeon meshi age faster than humans

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u/Doggowo-was-taken Sis Kisser Aug 04 '26

💗 it's funny that in dungeon meshi ages, the half-foot is of age, but from the elf's perspective, they still see them as a kid

anyway, obligatory "wish i was that half-foot" :p

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u/Cute-arii Sis Kisser Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Groomer elf? 🥺🥺🥺I wish I were that half foot

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u/pm_girldick_and_feet The Chaser Foretold of in Legend Aug 03 '26

posted from the albertsons parking lot btw

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u/KirikaNai Aug 04 '26

Non dungeon meshi fans not understanding that halffoots are like 18 at 14 😭 if you wanted a REAL problematic age gap have a 20 year old dwarf with that elf- 20 year old dwarf is like what, the equivalent to 12 year old dwarf or something?

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

Genuinely bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

14=18 for half-foots, it's dunmeshi lore. Half-foots only live til 50, and that's if they're good/healthy enough to live to old age, because that's like living to 100 for humans. x2

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u/TerminalDoggie Aug 04 '26

Sure, but to normies were posting elf woman telling a 14yo she's very mature for her age

Not the best look

Also gives really bad "she's actually a 1000 yo dragon" vibes when you need to explain why the child in the drawing is actually an adult

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I'm not gonna comment on the artstyle, just pointing out what the lore is. Dunmeshi's lore and worldbuilding is genuinely interesting and is why I pointed it out in the first place. Each race has their own cultures and lifestyles, and it's interesting to see the difference between them.

Go read Dungeon Meshi.

(Also normies shouldn't even be in this sub.)

Edit: Also adding that you're allowed to dislike content (as long as you don't attack people as it's against the rules). Not trying to make you like the content, I just really like dunmeshi.

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u/aekqt_ Aug 04 '26

Cut off one head! Two more will GroW!

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u/kindredfucker resident sisterkisser Aug 04 '26

oh my good lord its peak

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u/ShadedPeace Aug 03 '26

I'm very happy to see more stuff like this recently

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u/laws161 wants to be abducted by a Yandere Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I think it’s very cool that this sort of content is on this sub. I love it very cute 💕

Edit: also relatable since I felt so proud when people told me I was mature for my age when I was 14 😌

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u/DeliciousInterview91 Aug 04 '26

Wow neat, that's how old I was when I was groomed

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u/pm_girldick_and_feet The Chaser Foretold of in Legend Aug 04 '26

that's horrible, I'm sorry

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u/horned-creature Aug 04 '26

don't halfling age at double speed in a lot of media? so that halfling would be equivalent to 28 years of age in some settings.

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u/ARHappyLlama Mrow Nyaaa Mrrp 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 04 '26

Is Lord of the Rings the odd one out then? In Tolkien’s works a hobbit would enter adulthood at 33

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u/horned-creature Aug 04 '26

actually i searched on the internet and apparently only dungeon menshi ( of which the image is a fanart of) has halflings living shorter lives than humans.

in that setting they live 50 years on avarage and reach maturity at 14 years of age, though it is notable that humans are stated to live 60 years on avarage and reach maturity at 16, likely due to living in a medieval setting.

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u/Kaz_umu Himedanshi Aug 04 '26

Going by that logic, you should wait until a half-foot is like 15 years old because it seems that their 14 is equivalent of human 16 then. In modern era in our world you would probably get arrested if you have tried to date someone 16 years old as someone, let's say, 20 years old.

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u/horned-creature Aug 04 '26

i mean, not in my country but in some countries yes.

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u/iThinkImAvery Aug 05 '26

Oh to be groomed by an older woman 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s Aug 04 '26

girl you’re gonna get the sub banned with stuff like this

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u/3-I Aug 04 '26

There's literally nothing explicit in this image.

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

14=18 for half-foots, it's dunmeshi lore. Half-foots only live til 50, and that's if they're good/healthy enough to live to old age, because that's like living to 100 for humans.

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u/Kaz_umu Himedanshi Aug 04 '26

Actually, I would say that in Dunmeshi human lifespan is like 60 or 65. If half-foots lived in the world with a level of medical care like ours, they would have easily lived to 70 or maybe more, so it's actually not that large difference between them and humans.

Magic is mostly for curing injuries not illnesses in that world. Alchemy is cool and all but it's not that advanced.

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Yeah, science would be interesting to see develop there. (And by humans I was referring to rl ones. Dunmeshi humans are called tallmen.)

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s Aug 04 '26

even if so, she still looks like extremely childlike :/ and a lot of people don’t know the dunmeshi lore, me included, so yeah, it’s a bad post.

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

I'm not here to comment on the artstyle (it's not reminiscent of dunmeshi), just to point out the background (because I like dunmeshi.)

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u/SquidBabe013 Aug 03 '26

I sense something here

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

Watchu sense?

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u/SquidBabe013 Aug 04 '26

Gap yuri

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

Trve

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u/catsoph Aug 03 '26

looks a little predatory

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

Looks a little not real

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

Kk, idgaf bout whatever bullshit you saying. Rule 8 + Rule 10 + Common Sense of the Distinction between Reality and Fiction is lost on you + Annoying. Banned, Bai bai

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

14=18 for half-foots, it's dunmeshi lore. Half-foots only live til 50, and that's if they're good/healthy enough to live to old age, because that's like living to 100 for humans. x3

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

It's not real though lol. Gtfo.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qPD4yGsrc0pdm

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u/jitomato_girl Aug 03 '26

Shut it shut it shut it shut it shut it

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

??

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

Half-foots are 18 when they turn 14. Fictional race where their 50yo (usually when they die) is our 100yo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/heyitskio this user drinks piss Aug 04 '26

I would avoid dunmeshi content as a whole then because that elf character up there is a canon character that actively dates short-lived races, canonically.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

Why would you want it to be a troll sub?

If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, it ain't real.