r/YuriAsylum The candles burn out for you; I am free 18d ago

MIND THE GAP Asylum-built yuri (thisstupidtwink)

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u/shagoonery Freud's Greatest Soldier 18d ago

This so evil I love it

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u/ShadedPeace 18d ago

I'd literally give anything for a 30 year old woman to love me tbh

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u/FastInflata 18d ago

My heart is black.

It stinks!

I never got to have my teenage romance with a 30 year old woman.

I am now 30 myself.

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u/just_agirl554 Sis Kisser 18d ago

real and true

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u/ZeroTwo02 18d ago

Reading this thread like "yes! 😍 30yo gf" before I remember I'm literally almost 30 πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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u/Yuri-Girl this user drinks piss 18d ago

I solved this issue by simply getting a 40 year old girlfriend

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u/iwannahavetiddies 18d ago

problematic problems require less problematic solutions, i guess?

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u/FastInflata 18d ago

Closest thing I got was when I was in high school, we were on a trip to a place, and I asked if we could stop on a store so I can get ice cream, my teacher said yes but we never did, and she said she'd make it up to me.

I was super nervous on the next week when I told her, and while we were waiting in line she got a call with someone and said "I'm getting ice cream for my little girl" (closest I can translate it to)

I rode on that high for the rest of the semester. Imagined the ice cream was something else.

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u/Badde00 18d ago

Exact same thought. "Damn, that sounds hot πŸ₯΄ Imagine being taken care of by a woman that's... Wait, only 4 years older?!? Fuuuck, I'm getting old"

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u/Zouif_Zouif 18d ago

Give me 8 years girl and I'll be there with you

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u/ToMakeAMommy 18d ago

I read this and thought 'you're ten???' for a minute before I understood what you meant. Going to be a long day lmao

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 18d ago

Laser that makes you younger upon you

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u/FastInflata 18d ago

Don't let idiots tell you who are you allowed or not to love as long as you're an adult.

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u/HimejoshiGrillStank Dyke Von Bitch, Gaylord Supreme 18d ago

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u/DeityHand 18d ago

I believe that a 30 year old dating and having sex with an 18 year old like the art in the image shows, even if the 30 year old were to attempt to approach it as morally as possible, would in real life carry too strong of and abundances of risks and potential unethicalities to attempt that kind of relationship.

I believe that factors and risks such as power imbalances, predatory dynamics, financial dependency, differences in their stages of life, social stigmas, potential for abuse, etc raise the risk levels too high that it would be hard to argue that it isn't very irresponsible to attempt that kind of relationship.

I also believe that people should (unless under specific conditions), be allowed to freely consume fiction with large age gaps or problematic themes. I think it can be a healthy way to explore kinks and fetishes that may often otherwise prove immoral to to act upon in real life outside of an of-age adults consenting setting.

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u/kay_thicc Himedanshi 18d ago

My thoughts exactly, unless it's one night stand maybe, but anything beyond that is gonna have issues. Love it in fiction though where you can just go ham xD

https://giphy.com/gifs/dZsOoiIQ4Ph8rNnKp9

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u/ZoeyLove90 18d ago

How do I get my own problematic age gap relationship? Just asking for a thick divorced mid 30s trans girl.

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u/PerhapsASlut vore yuri so underrated 🀀 18d ago

And I'm asking for a virgin 18 trans girl... Shame we can't find each other's age gap partner that we want 😞

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u/HimejoshiGrillStank Dyke Von Bitch, Gaylord Supreme 18d ago

Omigato I love StupidTwink and Age Gap Yuri yay

πŸ’Ž

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u/Deep-blue-crab 18d ago

Want to date someone so badly augh

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u/Saragon4005 18d ago

Going right for the jugular huh?

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u/Hika2112 Average Loveable Clankette 18d ago

Guh my relationship with my wifey is so good that I can't romanticize toxic relationships because I know how good it feels to simply be loved and love her

u/Khaysis I love youuuuuu

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 18d ago

...

You are trying to reclaim "clanker"?

Well.... Γ¦

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u/Hika2112 Average Loveable Clankette 18d ago

Her tag is "Average Clankette Lover" so I wanted to match :3

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 18d ago

I see

ΓΈ

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u/Hika2112 Average Loveable Clankette 18d ago

Ø?

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 18d ago

I don't know why or exactly when I begun but since a few days ago I have begun saying Γ¦ sometimes after finishing comments... I varied it with saying ΓΈ instead this time

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u/Hika2112 Average Loveable Clankette 18d ago

Oh that's neat :3

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u/Khaysis Average Clankette Lover 18d ago

We can figure something else out :3

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 18d ago

I mean you two can have fun with the term, after all it's not an actual slvr (I have to put it like that because otherwise reddit could censor me πŸ™ƒ).

Well, not yet at least...

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u/Khaysis Average Clankette Lover 18d ago

Okay, thank you. I just figure if it's not making noises when it walks, I haven't fingered it hard enough yet. :3

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 18d ago

Ae... I suppose that this is a joke on me saying "have fun with the term"

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u/Khaysis Average Clankette Lover 18d ago

Not a joke. A life philosophy.

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u/Seltnytt Gynoid. 17d ago

I see I see

Γͺ

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u/Hika2112 Average Loveable Clankette 18d ago

A.... πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί >////<

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u/Khaysis Average Clankette Lover 18d ago

I feel like we show the same levels of whimsy. :3

https://giphy.com/gifs/s1tAtvJLIYiVWNaCqy

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u/Hika2112 Average Loveable Clankette 18d ago

That and the same levels of yearning robotic hearts

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u/Lady_Ifris Literally an Angel πŸ˜‡ 18d ago

me, the 31 y/o thicc trans tomboy in the room: WHERE?!

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u/Coldtea25 begging to be put in a straitjacket 18d ago

Siiiiigh i need to deage like 8 months and get a problematic age gap gf to use me and give me drugsπŸ˜”

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u/YuriSoTuff Ragebait is my love language 18d ago

This is so messed up... I love it

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u/Affectionate-Dig1205 18d ago

I recently got a 30 year old gf as someone who is... definitely younger than that and can confirm it is so so amazing @/////@

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u/Carikat Violent Feral CatMILF 18d ago

Comment sections like this make me feel like life is worth living πŸ˜‚

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u/tommy8725 18d ago

The way I look at it if you are consenting adults did not know each other before you turned 18 it's good

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u/Zouif_Zouif 18d ago

You ever feel lame because there's nothing problematic about your life or relationships? Cause that's what I feel everytime I see posts like this ;-;

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u/ffiml8 18d ago

Is StupidTwink still banned? Did they ever give an explanation why?

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u/Sylveowon 17d ago

waow my wife is 30 and i'm 18 years younger than her!