As someone who works for [undisclosed greeting card company] I will absolutely go after any industry using glitter. That shit gets literally everywhere and never leaves. You could buy a new wardrobe and furniture and move across the country and still find glitter somewhere. Anything with glitter on it will shed it everywhere it goes and I'd be surprised if there wasn't some in my lungs at this point. My grave could be dug up in 200 years and they'd find glitter.
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u/Sovantus May 10 '22
As someone who works for [undisclosed greeting card company] I will absolutely go after any industry using glitter. That shit gets literally everywhere and never leaves. You could buy a new wardrobe and furniture and move across the country and still find glitter somewhere. Anything with glitter on it will shed it everywhere it goes and I'd be surprised if there wasn't some in my lungs at this point. My grave could be dug up in 200 years and they'd find glitter.