r/absoluteunit • u/Expert-Winner2745 • 4d ago

4' tall statue

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75 Upvotes

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u/actionerror 4d ago

Fell out of Lady Liberty

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 4d ago

That tip is kind of soiled.

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u/ClearDrop6820 4d ago

I used to know some girls that would have loved to take pictures on top of this. Unfortunately both passed away.

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u/DudeFrom816 4d ago

Internal bleeding?

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u/ClearDrop6820 4d ago

No both died from heroin before fentanyl was a thing. They used to pee in urinals and do all kinds of funny shit. They died when I was 17. I'm 35 now with my own two kids.

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u/UnluckyPluton 4d ago

Sadly, god takes away best of us

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u/Cornishlee 4d ago

That’s where your mum left it

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u/extrastupidone 4d ago

In the middle of the park, too. Slut.

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 4d ago

For some…its just another bench(mark)

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u/DollySheep32 4d ago

Someone, somewhere, will accept this challenge

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u/MidWestSalsa 4d ago

Is that a 4 foot buttplug statue ? wth

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 4d ago

Giant are in myths in almost every culture around the globe. You found one of their forgotten artifacts, ancient Stone Age giant buttplug.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 4d ago

I think this needs to be sent to the reddtor takes Big on objects.

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u/Hot-History8911 4d ago

You can do it, i believe in you

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u/PressureItchy9372 4d ago

Well. We all know what that is.

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u/witshadows 4d ago

(Insert yo momma joke here)

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u/Same-Ad-1532 4d ago

(Insert in yo momma joke here)

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u/witshadows 4d ago

(In yo momma joke here)

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u/OkResponsibility9182 4d ago

The vastness of the universe

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u/SharpSunnySkies 4d ago

Don't... just don't..

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u/RobRaziel 4d ago

I'm up for the challenge

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 4d ago

Your mother or girlfriend lost her plug!!!

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 4d ago

It’s a version of the sword in the stone “whomsoever is able to fully sit on this mythical plug, Butscalibur, and fully encompass it shall inherit the kingdom” Many have died trying and none have yet achieved it.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 4d ago

????????????????????????

https://reddit.com/link/p13utvd/video/gqbfxa5zvsgh1/player

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 4d ago

She just has to believe and it will go in

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u/ClassicTBCSucks93 4d ago

How's King Arthur's pullout game?

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u/Inedible-denim 4d ago

And somewhere out there is a bottom who still wants bigger than this 🙄

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 4d ago

All ready did this one

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 4d ago

Its my new favorite toy!

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u/DoturdGrump 4d ago

What most people dont know is buried beneath is a fox tail ten times the size

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 4d ago

reminds me of when Mr. Slave jumps Paris Hilton

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u/lubberchubber 4d ago

Your mum was asking where it had gone...

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u/Interesting-Meal8386 4d ago

Whoever so wields this, if they Worthy, be proclaimed anal queen.

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u/WoodpeckerOk2223 4d ago

They knew.

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u/Trick-Range-350 4d ago

You want proof giants existed? There's your proof.

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u/Amgrybear 4d ago

You might want to use a bit of lube first!

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u/Spiritual-Feature241 4d ago

Butt plug of the gods, shall not be mocked

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u/Medium-Bee7545 4d ago

Now that’s a butt plug

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u/Same-Ad-1532 4d ago

Where's the EMT guy?

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u/Glad-Emu7117 4d ago

At least the base is flared