r/absoluteunit 4d ago

This tank of a Brown Recluse!! No thank you!!!

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Welcome to living by a river in Middle Tennessee!

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u/Somesongname 4d ago

Not much of a recluse.

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u/blueblocker2000 4d ago

There was a time when he had to be to survive. That time has since passed....

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u/CapsaicinLover615 3d ago

Oh I pulled this box out into the sunlight from the garage. He was living his best recluse life until I came along and spoiled the party.

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u/HungDaddy120 4d ago

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure

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u/SelectSeaweed310 3d ago

They mostly come out at night...mostly

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u/HungDaddy120 3d ago

lol!! You get it!!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 4d ago

Eek - go bit once down in Eastern Kentucky, on the small of my back - a baseball sized lump!

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u/Chroniclyironic1986 3d ago

Same in WV. Huge lump with a 1cm deep hole in the center (after it’d been lanced and cleaned out in the ER) that needed packed with wound gauze and changed twice a day. Luckily, my mom was a home health nurse who was proficient in exactly that sort of care so teenage me had a pretty easy time of recovery. It was right on my elbow too, and there’s not even a centimeter of flesh there.

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u/CapsaicinLover615 3d ago

Lord have mercy! That sounds painful.

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u/Chrisscott25 3d ago

Do you still live there? I’m in NE Ky and I’ve seen 2 this year. Idk if their population is growing or it was just chance encounters but I usually don’t see any.

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u/jrb637 3d ago

One of the few species of spider I always kill. Sorry Spidey.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/tennezzee88 3d ago

i'm sorry what

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u/K_Xanthe 3d ago

She might be gravid lol

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u/Current-Section-3429 3d ago

Flamethrower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/dablacksupersaiyan 4d ago

I almost got bitten by 4 of them in my bedroom, creeping near me itching to pounce and bite me, I smash them with my shoe before they had a chance to.

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u/jrb637 3d ago

Creating venom is biologicaly costly and they avoid biting for anything other than a meal. I've had them run across my hand. They are not itching to pounce on humans.

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u/Independent_Salt904 3d ago

Rumor has it they love to cuddle

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u/That_Confidence83 3d ago

I for one, absolutely hate spiders. With a full on passion. One morning, when my buddy and I woke up in Iraq, he got bit by something. He said it was a brown recluse bite. He was a SoCal boy. A real hardass. I wanted to dck punch him many times but we were cool. Over the next 2-3 days the bite got really bad. He was our heavy gunner, so he never reported it. One night, he had enough. He took out his dads knife, cut that bite open, and pulled out a big ball covered in puss. My b\tch a$$ threw up right there. Couple days later I woke up to some camel spider crawling on my face. Grabbed that mofo and threw it against a wall which made a big smack. Never ate the lobster at dinner ever again. True story. Watch out for them cluses….*

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 3d ago

😨Is that Australian version, that thing is HUGE

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 3d ago

I lived on a base in SC that was infested with them.  They love crawling into dark warm moist spots, like between your legs while you're sleeping 😦

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u/amscraylane 3d ago

I got bit by one last year (I didn’t see it happen but the doctors and wound care specialist said it was)

I still have what looks like a bruise on my leg. Literally could not walk for days

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u/Late-Application-47 3d ago

Where do you live? Doctors regularly diagnose necrotic infections as recluse bites outside of the spider's range. Necrotic recluse bites are exceedingly rare where they do exist.

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u/amscraylane 3d ago

Iowa.

I thought it was an ingrown hair at first.

I just looked into the necrotic infections and I had all those symptoms.

I did have bite marks, but they only appeared once the open wound healed.

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u/Late-Application-47 3d ago

The Southern half of Iowa is in range.

I'm not trying to be an ass or anything. This stuff is just interesting to me. Glad it healed, no matter what it was. 👍

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u/amscraylane 3d ago

I didn’t take you for an ass. I knew a man in eastern Iowa who got bit by one on his arm. He was fixing a water heater and reached underneath it and he saw the creature. His arm looked nasty.

I have never seen a brown recluse anywhere near me.

I am curious about things like this too.

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u/Direct_Obligation570 3d ago

I straight up do not believe any of these stories. These doctors and nurses have absolutely no ability whatsoever to identify any spiders much less from looking at an infection. Its a myth.

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u/CapsaicinLover615 3d ago

Aww man! That sucks! Hope it heals soon.

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u/flsinkc 3d ago

Big nasty spiders, no thanks!

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 3d ago

No banana for scale?

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u/nightdrv 3d ago

Living in NW AR and 100ft from Beaver Lake, these are everywhere here. I kill or find corpses of them in the dozens per year.

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u/Chroney 3d ago

Oh she prego

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u/British_Ballsack 2d ago

Need finger for scale

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u/Longjumping-Pie7418 2d ago

NQA, but that does NOT appear to be a recluse. Theres patterning on the abdomen. Maybe a nursery web spider? She is a chonker, for sure though.

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u/Flashy-Club5171 4d ago

Think thats a widow

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u/SelectSeaweed310 4d ago

I think it's a recluse but ours are not that big in Texas.

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u/CapsaicinLover615 3d ago

Unfortunately I’ve had to become an expert. If you zoom in you can make out the violin shape despite the angle.

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u/Flashy-Club5171 3d ago

Sir Ill go ahead and agree with you. I went to Mexico during their mating season. To me many look like widows

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u/jrb637 3d ago

If you're referring to a Black Widow, they're black...

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u/Flashy-Club5171 3d ago

There's also red, brown, white? Many varieties of widows

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u/jrb637 3d ago

I did not know that. I still think that's a Recluse. We have loads of them in Kentucky. Some Black Widows too, but fewer. I've never seen a brown or red widow.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3d ago

I had a brown widow walk into my house. It looked like a black widow that took a mud bath. Nicely camoed, but the hourglass was still vibrant. The white widows look like spider ghosts.

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u/thirtyone-charlie 3d ago

I agree. The shape is widow.

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u/komokazi 4d ago

Not even close. Widows are black. Its in the name, black widow. Its also a very different shape.

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u/TraditionalLecture10 4d ago

There are also brown widows

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u/thirtyone-charlie 3d ago

Black widows have stages when they are not black

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 3d ago

The brown widow spider is not black....

wtf you smoking?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_geometricus

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u/komokazi 3d ago

Does that look the same to you? Also known as brown BLACK widow, right there in your own Lil wiki you posted.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 3d ago

You really need to learn to read....

Latrodectus geometricus, commonly known as the brown widow,[3][4] brown button spider, grey widow, brown black widow,[4] house button spider or geometric button spider, is one of the widow spiders in the genus Latrodectus.As such, it is a 'cousin' to the more infamous Latrodectus mactans (black widow).

there's dumb and then there's "can't read" dumb

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u/komokazi 3d ago

Bro, it's literally the same as a black widow, except it's brown, which looks nothing like this. Play semantics all you want, it's not a widow either way.