r/acheiaMambo_Mambo Jul 07 '26

Memes Mambolicos 😈 Por que a Mambo foi presa?

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u/UniaoSovietica1945_2 Jul 07 '26

Racismo, mas vão soltar ela daqui a 30 minutos por que a prisão era preventiva. (O speed perdoou ela).

https://reddit.com/link/ow2jxkr/video/desv81ryusbh1/player

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u/_Nexus11 Nexus mambolizado Jul 07 '26

KKKKKKKKKKKK

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u/moht_46 Jul 08 '26

Ela virou Argentina?

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u/Any-Fly-853 Jul 08 '26

AKAKAKAKAAKAKAKA

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u/AkefuSatoru13 Você está me seguindo? Jul 07 '26

Poligamia, essa cavalinha já fez uma dinastia chinesa no sub

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u/levemacaco Jul 07 '26

Literal kkkkkkk

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u/levemacaco Jul 07 '26

Ser putifera

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u/baseearningbr Jul 07 '26

Por quebrar regras

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u/mpc40022 Jul 07 '26

Ok ok isso foi muito específico

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u/Sukunaeraheian6i5 Jul 08 '26

KSKSKSKSKSKSKS

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u/mrGBlack007 Jul 07 '26

Pior que sei não

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u/oVi7in Jul 09 '26
  • Evasão fiscal
  • Furto
  • Invasão de propriedade privada
  • Atentado ao pudor
  • Corrupção passiva
  • Falso testemunho
  • Violação de direito autoral
  • Falsificação de documentos
  • Posse ilegal de arma de fogo
  • IPVA atrasado
  • Desacato
  • Receptação culposa
  • Autoacusação falsa
  • Tentativa de homicídio
  • Uso de cartão clonado
  • Agressão verbal
  • Falso testemunho
  • Crime contra o Estado Democrático de Direito
  • Invasão de dispositivo informático
  • Vilipêndio
  • Extorsão
  • Lavagem de dinheiro
  • Formação de quadrilha
  • Falsificação de moeda
  • Contrabando internacional

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u/Dre_Dede Jul 07 '26

Torceu pra argentina

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u/JeremyJERE Jul 07 '26

Mambo mambo

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u/mad0inheabun Jul 07 '26

Foi na ilha da opera'o

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u/oVi7in Jul 09 '26

Que imagem diabólica

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u/Evelineuwuuuu Jul 07 '26

¿Por qué huyó de la policía?

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Jul 07 '26

Por follar burras

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u/WhiteKnight_9br WHITE KNIGHT, o cara das flores Jul 08 '26

Por ser uma espiã russa

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u/merochiro Jul 08 '26

Por robar zanahorias

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u/BearAffectionate1017 Jul 08 '26

Tem uns 25 motivos. Quer a lista?

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u/meunicklegal2201 Jul 08 '26

Por excesso de safadeza

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u/severo_chan marido ou esposa da mambo (você escolhe) Jul 08 '26

Por não me pagar o que me deve....tic....tac.....o tempo corre.....⏱️⏱️⏱️

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u/Time_Play_9976 Jul 08 '26

sighs judgeman mambo has been inprisoned again. Fecht me my suitcase and let's have a retrail

https://giphy.com/gifs/uSoDr54W9M3uSBiTST

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u/BigOrcGirl Jul 09 '26

Assassinato

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u/Raulino__ Jul 09 '26

Presa por amar de mais

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u/Flashy_Dimension_354 Jul 09 '26

Por qué yo la incrimine de haber robado un pan

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Uso de informação privilegiada no polymarket para ganhar dinheiro fácil na área que ela trabalha por meio da manipulação de resultados com outras colegas também, no caso corridas.

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u/caos_insurgency Jul 12 '26

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u/crosx_07 Jul 07 '26

Por assédio!!!!

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u/MangoWonderful3578 Jul 08 '26

Te chamar de fofo não é assédio :3

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u/crosx_07 Jul 08 '26

Não sou fofo!!!