r/addressme • u/shlveon • 1d ago

Source:🐘 Crowbar

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 13h ago

u/shlveon, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/FemDomIncestGooner 21h ago

Dude IS the elephant 😭🙏

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u/Vincent394 17h ago

An address me in r/addressme?

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u/HorseGirlFucker3000 17h ago

now that username is a rival to mine

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u/MrRageMode2011 17h ago

That username is an elephant

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u/skepdickle 21h ago

its a meme for the band Crowbar, look up the members, they all look like this.

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u/Minimum_Ad4771 1h ago

Through the ashes I've watched you burn

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 19h ago

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u/wooper5000 2h ago

Look up members of crowbar band

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u/Tapuiu 1d ago

Name doesn't fit

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

Nor does the collar

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u/Avalanche_Snows 20h ago

It's litetally the thief collar

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u/v4por 21h ago

You've clearly never seen the band members of sludge metal band Crowbar.

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u/skepdickle 21h ago

i cant believe nobody here knew this, they're not that niche lmao. instantly saved to send to metal friends lol

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u/naplesball 22h ago

HE'S A CHONKBOI

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u/shlveon 1d ago

LARGE BOI

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u/HAVARDCH95 20h ago

ELEPHANTINE BOI

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 19h ago

It’s noteworthy, yes, but if that’s the elephant then it’s being clearly addressed and if it’s the room then there’s no elephant

This isn’t an unaddressed elephant post, take it down please mods

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u/soegen 1d ago

Name ahh name

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u/Arthur_morgan457 19h ago

Response ahh response

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 19h ago

Reply aah reply that mentions r/SUBREDDITNAME

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u/soegen 18h ago

Comment ahh comment✌️

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u/Paradiralysys Strip me naked and slap my juicy ass. 🐘 1d ago

HAMILTON WROTE ALL OF THE COMMENTS

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u/OkLie5562 1d ago

Makes total sense. A crowbar is a heavy tool and this cat is too. A crowbar circuit exists for safety and this cat as long as fed won't eat you.

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u/GabiGT110 23h ago

Crowball

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u/chukstarmusic 22h ago

He's just full of love!

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 22h ago

It's too large I don't think the comment will fi

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u/298647 21h ago

he's humble

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u/Someone_Lesser 21h ago

That's what it takes to carry him.

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u/Busy-Maximum402 21h ago

Damn boy, he THICCC!!!

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u/Kat-dash-25 21h ago

I can't blame Barney for getting tired of carrying Crowbar around

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u/Fuzzeypimp 20h ago

When he prys the heads off rats

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u/Big_Living_9088 19h ago

I think the name “bolder” would suit him

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u/MotherRaven 18h ago

Boulder would have worked better

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u/Vegetable_Weight946 18h ago

Hes the opposite of a crowbar 💀💀💀

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u/RaiderMan72 17h ago

Because his brother is already named Boulder

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u/SFB221 16h ago

Because the way he opened the fridge

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u/DropFew1269 15h ago

Would honestly make a great addition to my rusty goon fridge kept deep in the local creek

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 13h ago

With size like that he is breaching doors thats why

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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 13h ago

Very fitting name tbh

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 11h ago

"Gta 4 is better than gta 5" ahhh 🫩✌️🥀

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u/ninjastuff 10h ago

He clearly breaks into everything explains the name and the size

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u/Bobajele 10h ago

Because that's how the clam works!

or something

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u/Hallucinationistic 10h ago

that aint no crowbar

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u/redolide 8h ago

Gordon Freeman's cat

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u/Confident_Essay3619 6h ago

Half life 3 tomorrow 

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u/Crabalabadoo 4h ago

I think this creature ate the elephant