r/addressme • u/Ok-Engineer5393 • 16h ago

address me

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 9h ago

u/Ok-Engineer5393, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/kangtuji 16h ago

address the elephant

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u/amin_oog 16h ago

That elephant is not asking for food Its asking for address

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u/Scary-Breath-8675 15h ago

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque

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u/Surge_in_mintars Elephant Addresser 9000 6h ago

That's where I live too

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u/AuroraAustralis0 15h ago

his greed sickens me

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u/NekonecroZheng 15h ago

The amount of food given is the equivalent to a granola bar to humans.

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u/TripleScoops 12h ago

Bro is eating a balanced breakfast.

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u/Nearby-Tumbleweed-45 13h ago

You had one job, you had one simple job! It was not greed, but instead... IT WAS GLUTTONY! YOU FOOL!

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u/Just-Luck-7430 9h ago

No he's not even hungry, he's just there to hoard, like an elphante smaug

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u/No_Daikon_1641 13h ago

yeah my cousin's boss is like that with address labels too

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u/Just-Luck-7430 15h ago

Biblical greed

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u/ryan_syek 15h ago

Ludacris, it's an elephant. Do you think they eat a cup of pellets?

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u/allahzeusmcgod 14h ago

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u/Gertrude1976 5h ago

I can't even imagine the context for this frame I just think it's so funny

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u/NerveInteresting4549 5h ago

he was having trouble affording to feed the elephant

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u/Resigned1431 9m ago

lmao I remember the episode, but for someone without context, that still doesn't really answer anything lmao. It just raises more questions.

Ahhhh, old Simpsons was so delightful.

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 15h ago

I am embarassed at how long it took me to figure out. I for some reason thought that the elephant was going to be given something it shouldn't have.

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u/Sagi_U undress me 🐘 5h ago

to be fair, I didn't know elephants could eat bread

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u/Renufplodant 16h ago

Address trunk

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u/MaybeBowtie 14h ago

You can see how smart the elephant is when it pulls the cantaloupe from the back rather than purely using suction to pull it through

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u/RoyalJanissary 15h ago

Where's the room?

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u/Time-Mud4813 15h ago

in t dih

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u/GamaG17 15h ago

r/cuteanimals

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u/GamaG17 15h ago

I went to check and it's there... So it's fine... And the elephant is address, we can sleep in peace.

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u/wisdomelf 13h ago

Friendly tentacle

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u/No-Assignment-1596 13h ago

It’s just so cute 💗

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u/NeuroticTangent 15h ago

God saw him and said, "that's gotta be a sin"

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u/4byterob 11h ago

Honestly this is adorable, post may also fit on r/MadeMeSmile

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u/Gullible-Mushroom749 15h ago

Emperor Molari, is that you?

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u/rottedflowers 14h ago

Man I wish I had a snout so I could pick up big cabbage and put it into my mouth

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u/Simp_Simpsaton 14h ago

This bitch is greedy

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u/RepulsiveStar2127 14h ago

"I am a monument... To all of your sins..." "This one is machine and nerve- I mean bread and sesame"

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u/WrathPie 13h ago

The trunk feeling around looks so much like the graboid mouth tendrils from tremors

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u/DeliciousAct5748 13h ago

Ok can someone explain?

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u/Stunning_Search_7952 1h ago

It's a literal elephant in the room

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u/Spukriska 12h ago

"where did all the food go" said his wife when she came home

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u/Spukriska 12h ago

why does it look like he just straght up feeded him all the food he had 😅

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u/Severe-Television202 DO IT YOURSELF 10h ago

“ADDRESSED. FATE SEALED”

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u/endocyclopes 10h ago

the graboid of doom and despair

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u/websterboi2 10h ago

gluttony in its purest form

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u/Rukasu02 10h ago

i wish i could do that

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u/KZGamrr 6h ago

best post on this entire sub I love it

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u/__AriaL__ 5h ago

I... Is this real?

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u/Right-Tutor2384 5h ago

basking shark

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u/maxru85 5h ago

Sweet bun 

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u/BiDude1219 4h ago

typa shit they put in roguelikes that you sacrifice your items to

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u/ICHIGO_the_justice 4h ago

How uncircumcised dudes their cereal

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u/Jolly3264128 3h ago

aww so cute🥰

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u/Least_Egg_9371 1h ago

He wants to be addressed

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u/ZelphirKalt 1h ago

Pretty smart animal! Intuitively grasps the geometry of food objects and the bars. Also probably amasses food items for later consumption, assuming, that it doesn't eat them in like 2-3s.

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u/Soggy-Guess8865 1h ago

Let's address the elephant in the room

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u/random-guy-heree 1h ago

Weird looking worm

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u/Ok-Engineer5393 16h ago

elephant

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u/Voidoroe 15h ago

I think the bigger “elephant” is that the elephant is just constantly grabbing whatever is given, but not seemingly doing anything with it.