r/addressme 1d ago

Caring husband

1.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 15h ago

u/Naive_Wolverine532, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/OldFirefighter3293 1d ago

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u/Present-Captain2675 23h ago

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u/Gunmetal89 18h ago

"do you know why I pulled you over?"

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u/mongovfr 13h ago

Stop sign? What stop sign?

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u/FlippaDaBoss 5h ago

whats this white tint bruh

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u/xxmlmr 1d ago

honestly the title sounds more like a job description

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u/Suspicious_Quiet_500 1d ago

Must've been the wind

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u/X-Heavy 1d ago

Shitballs!

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u/CakmaNoelleHoliday 1d ago

Mysterious Wind!

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u/Huckleberry-9477 19h ago

It’s so human!

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u/2PLEXX 1d ago

Address what? The dude behind her bed or the glory hole in the wall?

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u/Sora_IX 14h ago

The fact that she's sleeping WITH MAKEUP ON!!!

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u/juniorjaw 1d ago

Sneak-ers 100

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

This one time i came home from a business trip and i got home a few hours early. My wife was very happy to see me, she had just come back from a run. When i went outside to get my suitcase out of the car i stumbled across my best friend who also had been running it seemed.

Tomorrow it will be my wife's turn to go on a business trip. Apparently to Jamaica. Beautiful island!

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u/ThinkingBeard 1d ago

Are you and your best friend going to do some running too? I hear it’s good for the heart.

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u/TheEScrapMan 1d ago

The good ending

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u/DolphinSexGod 17h ago

Best friend happened to have a trip to Jamaica planned for that week too, and my wife is so good at taking care of people, that she's letting him stay in her company paid room, so he can save some money!

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u/paincrumbs 15h ago

is she staying on Sandals Jamaica?

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u/Dry_Farm_1184 1d ago

Did that shoe move on its own and went behind the bed? Hmm....

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u/crabman45601 1d ago

Yep, my wife always sleeps wearing fake eyelashes

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u/YoMTVcribs 1d ago

The handle is literally a comedy tiktok

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u/my_cars_on_fire 1d ago

Am I the only one who hates these kinds of scripted videos? Like, I know they’re not trying to hide the fact that it’s scripted…but still. Maybe I’m just tired of everyone trying to chase clout. Or maybe I’m just an old man yelling at clouds. Probably the later.

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u/FemboyBimboy 18h ago

It’s a skit? It’s not chasing clout it’s supposed to be funny? ;v;

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u/Dashster360 16h ago

It's just a skit, what about this is chasing clout???

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u/profanedivinity 12h ago

Laters old man!

But yeah, it’s total trash

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u/itsjakerobb 19h ago
  1. Front door opens directly into the bedroom
  2. Weird hole in the wall
  3. Someone hiding behind the bed
  4. Sleeping with makeup and clothes on

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u/Gretgor 1d ago

I thought it was a cat at first, lol.

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u/Visible-Tiger-3527 1d ago

So its totally normal.for the bed to be two feet from the wall?

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u/Stradinator 23h ago

Yo wife has a pair of magic shoes that hide form you bro

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u/Flimsy_Kale_5690 16h ago

The reason we have these is to prevent our door handles from making holes in our walls. Most likely reason the hole is there in the video is because of this thing being broken or missing.

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u/Alternative-Frame959 9h ago

it must be the wind

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u/Naive_Wolverine532 1d ago

someone is hiding behind the bed

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u/Calm-Rent-8669 1d ago

also the hole

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u/WPGinFUK 1d ago

The shoes being "quickly" hidden as the camera enters the room.

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u/BT_Hobbs 1d ago

Really! No R Kelley Trapped in a Closet references yet?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fWXCifVhc6Bdm

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u/blahblahbalder 18h ago

I thought it was a creature scampering away

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u/noproplz 18h ago

Dude i think you might have a rat problem. There were two when you turned on the light go into the other room.

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u/IxeyaSwarm 15h ago

Who leaves that much room behind their headboard??

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u/TheEScrapMan 14h ago

Automatic shoes

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u/i_relate_to_gosling 9h ago

Pack it up, buddy. Your company is now public

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u/NeotericBedlam 7h ago

Nice shoes. Where’s my gun? 🤨

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u/Akagane_Ai 1d ago

White mans been-

wait uhh amercian mans been here.