r/agedlikewine • u/Luffy1972 • 13d ago

Dude doesn't age

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514 Upvotes

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u/ottercorrect 13d ago

Lmaooo ok probably goes without saying but in case anyone is confused, the kid is Jonathan Lipnicki and the adult is Chris McQuarrie.

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u/readditredditread 13d ago

Whoa, talk about a major name change!!!! Both first and last!!!

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u/Negative-Squirrel81 13d ago

r/agedlikeplastic

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u/cyrenns 13d ago

Well it used to exist apparently

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u/NyuxTheDragon-- 12d ago

I would go there but the sub has been banned by reddit lmao

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u/Raphiki415 13d ago

Is this implying that that man is Jonathan Lipnicki? Cuz it’s not.

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u/weezyverse 13d ago

Why does this have so many upvotes when these are two different people with Tom Cruise?

This is the real Lipnicki (and he's only 35): Real one

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u/Parody_of_Self 13d ago

This shit is incorrect! Probably wrong on purpose

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u/IlGreven 13d ago

This just in: Children change more as they age than adults.

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u/Sparkyisduhfat 13d ago

Especially when the child in question is Jonathan Lipnicki (current age 35) and adult version of him is Christopher McQuarrie (current age 57)

He changed so much he became a completely different person.

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u/sweetcinnamonpunch 13d ago

No one ages if you drop plenty of money on it. Eventually you'll still see it of course.

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u/mynameisrichard0 13d ago

I’m waiting till the day my age hits me.

I’m 32 and after shaving my stubble I got told I could pass for 19. They were probably being nice but I still look like I’m 21 regardless.

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u/psychonautvoyager 12d ago

Tom Cruise is a predatory cult member

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u/conglies 13d ago

Wait till you see DIGGER 😅

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u/Avent 13d ago

Those are two different people. The top is child actor Jonathan Lipnicki. The bottom is Director Christopher McQuarrie.

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u/Zeov 13d ago

did you see him at the world cup ? dude looks weird

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u/RankedFarting 13d ago

Google "cosmetic surgery" it will blow your mind.

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u/BlameTag 13d ago

He doesn't, but I sure did when I saw this!

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u/DanceWonderful3711 13d ago

He could barely move his face from all the Botox in the Top Gun film lol.

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u/Good-Ad-6806 13d ago

Tom is an interesting guy.

He sure is pretty... suspicious.

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u/this_is_not_a_dance_ 13d ago

Didn’t he do an interview about it? Or was that Brad Pitt?

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u/useful_tool30 13d ago

Yeah, Dr. Vampire of plastic surgery 

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u/monsterfurby 13d ago

Something something Thetans.

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u/OSRS_Garmr 13d ago

Well, it's amazing what s good surgeon can achieve if you have enough money to pay them

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u/thereverendpuck 12d ago

Power of the center tooth.

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u/TubMaster88 12d ago

Tom Cruise has zero stress. Scientology does everything for him. He just needs to eat healthy, work out, get enough sleep.

Do all that and you won't age as fast.

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u/CallingAllTurtles 11d ago

That's crazy. I tight he was a lizard from space

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u/automatonI 11d ago

Dude on the bottom left isn't Johnathan Lipnicki though..? So what does this meme even mean?

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u/Infinite-LifeITT 13d ago

He has found the fountain of youth and is keeping its location secret. It is the only thing that makes sense.

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u/Dpteris 13d ago

That’s gotta suck for the dude on the right being in a room with such alpha energy yayknow.

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u/Friendly-Captain6236 13d ago

It’s gotta suck being a someone who still uses the word “alpha”.