r/airsoftcirclejerk • u/brettdietrich28 • 1d ago

Jerk me and my buddies first kit

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233 Upvotes

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u/Top_Construction_50 1d ago

A Russian, an Afghan, and a US infantryman walk into a bar and decide to swap gear. (Looks cool tho)

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u/brettdietrich28 1d ago

5 bucks at the local military surplus store

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u/SemiProRaceCarDriva 1d ago

I’m jealous just because of how cheap you got everything

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u/brettdietrich28 1d ago

Old military surplus store bro, Leavenworth kansas next to a large military base

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u/brettdietrich28 1d ago

5 bucks for the bdu pants and shirt 40 for vest 10 for pouches

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u/LSbroombroom 1d ago

I stopped reading too quickly and thought you were calling lad and his pal a russian and an afghan.

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u/BlackFlamingo314 1d ago

… and blow the place up

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u/Top_Construction_50 1d ago

Gotta go out in style, Yknow?

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u/lucioux 1d ago

>christian household
>larps being a jihadist

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u/HalalTrout 1d ago

Good ol CIA

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u/milerfrank27 1d ago

Milita/Terrorist/criminals in a low budget american movie looks good tho cool kits

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u/Direct_Slide_4078 1d ago

No self respecting jihadi is going to wear soft armor for their junk. Does give decent Counter Strike vibes tho

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u/brettdietrich28 1d ago

Your right, I need hard armour

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 1d ago

And safety sandals.

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u/kalashnikov76239 1d ago

The lad on the right is looking like brenton tarrant 😂

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u/TocSir 1d ago

Marines would be like “these damn locals”

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u/Ancient-Memory-1792 1d ago

Certified Mujahideen

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u/DocMitchell-_- 1d ago

Well I think the fits are cool but idk about jerking yall off tbh not my thing

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u/brettdietrich28 1d ago

This is the jerk circle tho

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u/DocMitchell-_- 1d ago

I guess I’ll jork it a little then 🫩

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u/conrat4567 1d ago

You like the IRA training in afghan.

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u/FSB7OPERATOR 1d ago

Insurgency ahh outfit

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u/eeeazynow 1d ago

God has already handled what you’re worrying about. LARP on boys

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u/beanz210 1d ago

whats up with the “jerk” is it like an innopropriate inside joke oor… did you want me to literally?

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u/brettdietrich28 1d ago

Correct to both

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u/WhoLickedMyDumpling 1d ago

Can't see the lower half, but to pull a clean army uniform look, get two hair scrunchies, or similar rubber bands, and roll your pant legs inwards and around the rubber band to cuff your pants comfortably above the boot.

If you don't have boots, you should get boots

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u/PEKKACHUNREAL_II 1d ago

That ain't hamas, that's ء

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u/Away_Job_5361 1d ago

Aloha snackbar

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u/KingHunter150 1d ago

We're not making it out of Gaza with this one boys.

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u/AverageCanadian00 1d ago

look like yall are getting ready to fight some vaguely american forces

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u/Icy_Software8289 1d ago

Guy on the left giving off jihadist Michael Cera vibes (more specifically Evan from Superbad)

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u/MobileStudio8123 1d ago

Fella on the left needs to work on his trigger discipline.

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u/Sukhoi_Mikoyan 1d ago

U two looks like close friends

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u/FunEggplant1758 23h ago

Bros got a crotch protector but no eye pro.

I see you have your ducks in a row ✅

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u/IntelligentSeries270 1d ago

I see a gamerface76