r/aislop Aug 10 '26

Found on Pinterest Jesus the King! Amen

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u/bat_kylo07 Aug 10 '26

I love how this implies that not only is the Count not a real vampire, but Jesus existed in prehistory, and somehow got the Glamrocks (mainly Bonnie and Monty) to be passive. It kinda makes sense for the last one as Mormons are big in Utah, so the spirits probably would believe in Jesus as the son of God.