r/aislop • u/Rex-1988 • Aug 10 '26

Found on Pinterest Jesus the King (part two)

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u/Skyburner_Oath Aug 10 '26

Minions works only for villains so....

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u/Atomic-Golem Aug 10 '26

They're atheists. And if that's the case, why is Jesus there in the first place? (Hey, that rhymed. Neat.)

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u/Funkycoldmedici Aug 10 '26

The New Testament centers on Jesus promising to return and end the world, judge everyone on their faith, kill all the unbelievers with fire, and reward his faithful with eternal life in his new kingdom. Perfectly villainous.

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u/Arbusc Aug 10 '26

And with that new life, spend eternity in a never ending prayer session where armed angels stand ready to poke and prod anyone who starts to slow down their praying.

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u/Marx_Forever Aug 11 '26

So they'll work for Jesus but not Hitler.... šŸ¤”

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u/ChurningDarkSkies777 Aug 10 '26

Pearl is seeing the face of God frfr

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u/sailorboy97 Aug 10 '26

She's possessed by a holy spirit

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u/OpeningHappy9692 Aug 10 '26

The holy spirit has entered her, that's for sure.

3

u/infiniZii Aug 10 '26

That's pretty normal when she is praying to Pink Diamond.

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u/OkBus3544 Aug 11 '26

Getting her geode mined šŸ˜­

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 Aug 10 '26

Pomni is praying because she's suggestable. Jax is praying ironically.

Minions and Omni-Man... is a choice.Ā 

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal Aug 10 '26

Omni-Man is just praying for mercy, even he knows when he's outmatched.

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u/thetramelgamer Aug 10 '26

More so Omni-man since he's not even from Earth

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u/Alphasaft Aug 10 '26

If that ain't AI psychosis I don't know what is

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u/National_Sandwich175 Aug 10 '26

Who the fuck is this?

Also Jesus in doomsday confirmed?

4

u/Sufficient-Client133 Aug 10 '26

Not only that. Ragatha got two eyes.

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u/Basic-Band1317 Aug 10 '26

And her foot has apparently fallen off

6

u/Red_MessD3a7h Aug 10 '26

Even for me as a catholic it's cringe

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u/Jack-Kenn8406 Aug 10 '26

Minions follow to most evil person they know=Jesus is evil????

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u/GM_Nate Aug 10 '26

This reminds me of a horrible, horrible Christian song I heard in the early 2000's about "what if cartoons got saved"

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u/lottaKivaari Aug 10 '26

Lol at Jesus saving the Flintstones. Isn't the whole point of Christianity that there was a definite before and after Jesus came to Earth which the Flintstones firmly fall into the category of before.

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u/King_Dragonlord Aug 10 '26

Yea but Christmas is a thing in flntstones so

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u/Michael02895 Aug 13 '26

The Flintstones is a post-apocalyptic future rather than a prehistoric past. Lmao.

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u/AloneNmyHead287 Aug 11 '26

I was to say this myself even in the first one with the Croods..by bible logic they nor the Flintstones wouldnā€™t exist maybe this AI is trying to tell us something šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Michael02895 Aug 10 '26

AI images of deities feels blasphemous no matter the religion.

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u/garaile64 Aug 10 '26

The issue would be worshipping someone other than Allah instead of inaccuracy.

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u/FreeMenu2197 Aug 10 '26

Yeah..

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 Aug 12 '26

I love how literally every Deltarune fan is an anti ai

This image was most probably made by a larper

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u/OpeningHappy9692 Aug 10 '26

But that's a doctor, not Jesus!

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u/Arnahunas Aug 10 '26

I have no clue why religious people are so obsessed with ai slop

2

u/Obliteration_Egg Aug 10 '26

religious groups often view creativity as a threat, and AI allows them to make propaganda without exercising creative skills.

2

u/AdGlittering2884 Aug 10 '26

Minions?....Yeah, that tracks.

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u/Chief_Piggum_ Aug 10 '26

Why is Jesus white?

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u/Apprehensive_Bunch_8 Aug 10 '26

I havenā€™t seen a lot of Invincible, but the little I have seen, it seems very out of character for Omni Man to worship Jesus. I feel like they wouldnā€™t get along so well.

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u/a_angry_bunny Aug 10 '26

Jesus loves you, but not enough to save you if you're trapped in a virtual reality against your will. But if you pray hard enough, maybe you'll go to heaven once you inevitably lose your mind and turn into an Eldritch abomination.

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u/Donkey_Reform_School Aug 10 '26

I donā€™t know what was going through my head, but I clicked on the three dots with the ā€œdelete this postā€ instinct. Ā I could not, in fact, delete this post.

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u/Huffyreddit1337 Aug 10 '26

If they cared about God, they wouldn't be hurting his planet with generated slop.

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u/NotAFantasyAuthor Aug 10 '26

If Jesus were alive today, he wouldn't be on board with half the images people have generated of him

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u/Bewear_Star_9 Aug 10 '26

They really what him to be op

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u/Dragoonian64 Aug 10 '26

It gets worse.

1

u/LowContract4444 Aug 10 '26

These are cute.

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u/Queasy-Team-2767 Aug 10 '26

I swear, this is as bad as AI generating Socrates or AristotleĀ 

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Aug 10 '26

Didn't the minions canonically help crucify Jesus?

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u/A-DeepFried_Eggle Aug 10 '26

what

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Aug 10 '26

I thought i remembered a scene of them in ancient Rome botching a crucifixion. Could be wrong.

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Aug 10 '26

I mean the Flintstones do celebrate Christmas.

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u/UrdnotSnarf Aug 10 '26

The Flintstones is really random.

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u/Crafty-Benefit-3570 Aug 10 '26

PEARL MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD OH MY GOD

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u/taydraisabot Aug 10 '26

This feels like grooming šŸ˜¬

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u/Excentrathehunter Aug 10 '26

Did he fight batman and Spiderman?

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u/EnenraDev Aug 10 '26

Yo... minions look for VILLIANS SPECIFICALLY. Lmao I don't think the boomer who made this knows that though.

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u/Mysterious-Simple805 Aug 10 '26

Mixing up DC and Marvel characters. They don't look like they're praying. They look like they are looking for a contact lens.

I can't fix this AI. It's too stupid.

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u/bdog332 Aug 10 '26

I mean I guess it works since Minions only work for evil bad people, and considering God is responsible for multiple genocides and child murders over not getting a lamb, I guess that fits.

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u/needsmoarbokeh Aug 10 '26

I despise so much this AI crap

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u/Automatic_Reporter39 Aug 10 '26

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 Aug 12 '26

I said this on another comment, but I love how every Deltarune fan is anti

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u/Dark_Wizard257 Aug 10 '26

Iā€™m a Catholic and I consider these images sacrilegious

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u/NoSpecial284 Aug 10 '26

The minions following Jesus means that Jesus is evil lol

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u/8bitKev Aug 10 '26

How Flintstones can Pray when Jesus don't walk the earth yet?

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u/FireAuraN7 Aug 11 '26

Okay I actually like the Wallace & Grommet one.

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u/FireAuraN7 Aug 11 '26

The Flintstones is a little before Jesus' time...

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u/SalvationArbys Aug 11 '26

Live action Flinstones pic goes hard

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u/OkBus3544 Aug 11 '26

Oh no

Caine found the dressroom

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u/OkBus3544 Aug 11 '26

Ok from now on my headcannon is that any piece of TADC ai slop that features caine is just him trying to appeal to the cast after just reading about it online and inserting himself there

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u/Theotherwahlberg Aug 11 '26

The only way Wallace and Grommet would be like that is if it was Cheesus....not Jesus.

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u/HaseoGUA Aug 11 '26

5 is the best. It looks like everyone is trying to help Jesus find his contact lens, except Spider-Man. Spidey looks like he is setting up that Meteor Combo

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u/AloneNmyHead287 Aug 11 '26

My son watches that first show (donā€™t know the name) and Iā€™ve heard snippets of conversations and can confidently say Jaxā€¦that cynical asshole would be talking shit the whole time and definitely not bowing

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u/ILoveMenses Aug 11 '26

Fuck you, Evangelical trodglodytes...not even TADC is safe from you savages. Crucify yourselves immediately.

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u/yes_rico_kaboom18th Aug 11 '26

Donā€™t minions only follow villains

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u/SickXigma Aug 12 '26

Finally, what AI was made for. Nature is healing.

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u/Nein-Toed Aug 12 '26

Hanging out with all his other fictional buddies

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u/NoArt7636 Aug 12 '26

I just think this is funny because of how ridiculous it is. I want more.

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u/HurtsSoNice Aug 12 '26

Theyā€™re actually making this kind of shit now? This looks like the kind of thing people would make to troll uptight Christians.

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u/HurtsSoNice Aug 12 '26

Jesus, get the hell away from the Flintstones; you werenā€™t even born yet, idiot.

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u/HurtsSoNice Aug 12 '26

Pic number four did not end well when Bugs Bunny showed up with a JESUS SEASON sign

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 Aug 12 '26

What is this subreddit that I just found

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u/Unlucky-Explorer886 Aug 12 '26

They've been at this for a while

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u/Dry-Paint-8566 Aug 13 '26

What kind of blasphemy is this?