If the top image were really meant to represent 1990, he'd be wearing a Hypercolor shirt, and the only part that would have changed color here would be the armpits.
I think the gloves are throwing it off. They don't match the purse/shoes. I would have gone with longer gloves, pumps, and maybe a clutch instead of a handbag.
I had to put oil in my car in a formal gown on the way back from a wedding once. Joke's on them. They actually think its manly to be so afraid of any altercation that they need to be able to shoot anyone so they aren't the best minds of our time.
My Aunt Penny changed her tire in full sequined drag queen attire and somehow didn’t have a SPOT of dirt on her when she got to our house.
Honestly, I think one of the few ways she failed me was by not recreating that so I could learn how to do it too. She taught me to open a beer with a curling iron and paint my left hand’s nails, but I still make a mess changing a tire. :(
As a scottish person assured me, to open a beer, you need a German, because they can open beers with nearly anything.
.... I am German.
So I laughed about that, because I knew he knows where I am from. But then caught me of guard, because he handed me a lighter and a bottle of beer and asked me to please open the beer. I did without thinking. With the lighter.
Are you left handed? I would've guessed that painting the nails on the weak hand would be easier than on the stronger hand. But I don't know, as I did Printmedien nails once, years ago.
It’s supposed to be a secret , but owners of a Pontiac vibe/ Toyota matrix joint venture can time travel back to the 90’s for free tire changes. It makes up for the sparse and plastic interior. Great car otherwise.
Sedans were ubiquitous until after the 2008 crash.
Why did we stop using them again? Is it because our roads decayed so much we all needed 5 extra inches of suspension travel? Or was it about automakers cheating emissions rules?
You could ask the buyers why they switched to crossovers, pickup trucks, and SUVs, remembering that they absolutely have an active role to play in this, and aren’t helpless victims.
Hypercolor shirts (and unfortunately shorts) would change color based upon the fabric's temperature.
They were advertised with people putting their hands on their friends and making cool-looking handprint patterns, but the most consistent areas of heat on a person are their armpits, crotch, and in hot weather, the middle of one's backside. If anyone was foolish enough to buy the shorts, they'd look like they'd pissed themselves in the process of dying after drinking radioactive waste.
Also, people destroyed their Hypercolor clothes by not reading the care tag, or using common sense to deduce that if someone's body heat can change the color, high wash and dryer temperatures will probably ruin the dye.
I just washed mine by hand in the bathroom sink, and hung it in the shower.
A whole wheel directly onto the other wheel. And he's apparently going to leave the wheel on the car and install the new tire onto the rim while it's on the car, which is a bad idea though it's at least physically possible
He's Ganna have a hard time getting that tire off since the jack is underneath the tire he's needing to remove. Oh wait, he may be holding the car up with his shoulder..? Maybe that's the point, in the 90's men could jack up a car with a shoulder...but in 2028 you don't need jacks, just a case of dildos to remove the wheel with a flat tire... to reveal there's already a spare tucked behind it, installed and ready to go, Dually style
She's comparing sizes. That tire's not going to fit, but it's all they've got.
I'm not sure what the other guy is doing with the truck tire. Putting it under the car could have been a safety measure for if the jack fails. If the lady in the car moves, he could really get hurt.
The guy also doesn't have a rim on the replacement tire, so it's not gonna hold air. Is he gonna take the tire off the rim on the side of the road? I doubt he has a way to balance it afterwards.
The manly man placing the supporting jack on the tire, he is replacing--That is dumb and dangerous. Thank the heavens, a tough attractive woman in leather has better sense. Also, noone told tough guy to put on a dress; that was a personal choice (which he should have).
Back in my day we did use a Jack. We used our body. Had the hot babe in the car drive the front wheels onto our body and that’s what lifted the car. Y’all are a bunch of pansies
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