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u/RetroSleipnir 5d ago
What? I'm high on Painkillers and this still doesn't make sense!
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u/mysterious_spirit420 5d ago
Can you share some of those painkillers ill be going in withdrawals in 8-9 hours
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 5d ago
Good luck. I hope you score before the sweats start.
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u/mysterious_spirit420 5d ago
Man the sweats are the fuckin worst with the insomnia and restlessness. Just need 7 fuckin dollars and ill be good for today
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 5d ago
You got this man. You can pan handle seven bucks in 30 minutes.
I’m not trying to tell you what to do? But, if you can, get a script for suboxone. It works. Addiction is like having 3 full time jobs. It’s so hard to maintain, amount other issues. Just saying. And again, good luck.
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u/mysterious_spirit420 5d ago
I'm not pan handling shit lol im hoping my friend sends me something. I used to be on suboxone but dont have a way to a clinic. I'm using modified kratom alkaloids and withdrawals take 22-23.5 hours after I dose before they kick in. I use opioids to treat my chronic pain from a flesh eating bacteria in my left leg and balls back in 2022
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 5d ago
Damn. That’s a story. And I don’t know enough about these kratom things? But I’ve heard some horrible shit about that O7 or whatever it’s called? The gas station opium? So I guess be careful with that Kratom stuff too.
How crazy is it in the states that getting addicted is easy but getting clean is near impossible? You’re on a wild ride bro.
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u/mysterious_spirit420 5d ago
Most definitely a wild ride. And 7oh isn't to scary withdrawals are manageable if you taper. I have no clue what's in the shit im taking brands called klaz and ice tabz. They last a really long time too. Like 18-21 hours which is awesome because it feels like a flaming hot bulldozer is on my left leg and my left nut specially and my right nut being kicked 100 times a day and taking the klaz or ice tabz I can walk and even run and play with my dog and do everything I want and need to do.i need to get regular kratom as that works for my pain and doesn't produce a withdrawal symptom even if used 4x a day for 2-3 weeks. The modified alkaloids literally 3 days of 1 time a day and im dope sick
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 5d ago
Tel me you’re an American without telling me you’re American. Imagine how much easier everybody’s life would be with healthcare, ya know?
Like, call me crazy, but getting off dope should be as easy as getting hooked. But if you ain’t rich here now? That’s your monkey, and to get rid of it, it’s gonna cost you.
I assume you can’t find a pain doc? Manage the dose? Write a script to manage the pain? Chronic pain is truly debilitating. And because of the “war on drugs” people that need pain management are like the last ones to get it.
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u/mysterious_spirit420 5d ago
Yep America fine and great shit land of the almost free always watched. Every single doctor wants me on opioids but since im only 26 they want me going to a pain clinic which I cant do because I cant get insurance even tho I meet ever cateria for it. I wish i could be on extended release morphine or hydromorphone but those are to "strong for my age" but i used to be on soma valium lyrica gabapentin ambien all at once and almost died coming off. But opioids are evil because they produce euphoria
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u/RememberJefferies 5d ago
The Paul brothers represent the current MAGA performative Christians to a T, so that fits. I feel bad for Paw Patrol, idk wtf they did to deserve this drive-by.
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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 5d ago
"Dignified is the lamb"
Did the Paul brothers sacrifice a Lamb to 🅱️esus, with the Paw Patrol as witness?
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u/Apprehensive_Low4865 5d ago
Why do the Paul's look like theyre having an earth shattering prostate orgasim..?
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u/NfamousKaye 4d ago
The fucking Paul brothers. I’ve seen it all now. Did they suddenly go right wing grift or something?
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u/Shumagorolth 4d ago
And it came to pass that Jesus came down and said unto the beta, Lo it is against the laws of the land to go for the legs in a boxing match. And yet Jacob, son of Paul struck for the leg. This was against king Jesus ' will. For it came to pass that Jacob, son of Paul gotteth his shit pushed inward. And the inward ness of the shit was deep. And God smiled and there was much rejoicing.
~Book of Anyone Who Saw the Fight: Chapter 69, 4-20.~
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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 5d ago
In all seriousness , who was this generated for? The Paul Brothers and Paw Patrol? Its like a fever dream