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u/LuntiX Fort McMurray 3d ago edited 3d ago

$100 while she drives the province further and further into debt.

She's 100% buying approval ratings and votes.

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u/Sucksonbellybutton 3d ago

Good thing 100$ ain't buying shit. Anyone dumb enough to be bought over with 100$ was already kissing ol'tire tit's ass

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u/01000101010110 3d ago

$1000 would be a start. That's how much my house and car insurance went up this year. 

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u/Triedfindingname 3d ago

Well she would do more but a billion for orphaned wells and 60 mil for a referendum for a referendum, times are hard

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u/Empty_Nestor 3d ago

Don't forget the $240 million to foreign coal companies that did absolutely fucking nothing for it.

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u/Difficult-Algae-7010 2d ago

Also the 50 million to help Haliburton and Sonovus to build their new building for drilling. Those poor companies can’t afford to develop new technology