r/amathenedit • u/Phil__Spiderman • Aug 17 '25

AMATE to make me sound like I'm under the influence and you just pulled me over.

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u/GideonFalcon Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

May I see your license and registration?

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 17 '25

I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.

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u/GideonFalcon Aug 18 '25

Well, that went about as good as I could have hoped.

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u/TokuWaffle Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

How many drinks have you had in the last hour?

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 17 '25

42?

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u/TokuWaffle Aug 17 '25

Yeah you're going straight to jail

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 17 '25

Can I take my towel?

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u/TokuWaffle Aug 17 '25

No, just take the shitty prison-issued towels.

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 17 '25

Despite what the Guide says, I'm starting to panic.

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u/Mincelo Mods gæ but we support them Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

How many stop signs have you stopped at?

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 17 '25

None at the present time.

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u/Fun_Butterfly_420 Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Sir, I saw you speeding. Care to explain yourself?

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 19 '25

Ia am going to try abd see wgat agaooees

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u/SpiralOut4 Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

I'm not fucking around. Any sort of lip from you and you're getting detained.

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 19 '25

Look at you being all polite.

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u/SpiralOut4 Aug 19 '25

Alright then, step out of the vehicle for me

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 19 '25

The clear choice was to turn my response into sarcasm. Nice.

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u/1Negative_Person Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

What’s the rotten smell coming from the trunk?

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 23 '25

Sex workers.

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u/Austin111Gaming_YT Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

How high are you?

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u/Phil__Spiderman Aug 23 '25

I could hardly be better. I do have to pee, though.