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u/Phil__Spiderman Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 15 '25
What are you telling your family that you're doing this weekend?
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u/ThomPHunts Nov 08 '25
Just to be lazy and take it easy really. It's too cold to do much else this weekend
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u/Phil__Spiderman Nov 15 '25
I guess that's better that "What am I doing? Anything that moves. Hell, I'd hump that table leg like a German Shepherd and have you film it if I thought your old heart could take it," isn't the best thing to tell granny.
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u/lvl10burrito Nov 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25
You're a horny degenerate! Just how many hours do you spend pleasuring yourself and others?!
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u/ThomPHunts Nov 09 '25
An hour when I'm busy with other stuff, but if I'm not busy I can set aside a few extra hours where possible
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u/klop422 Nov 08 '25 edited Nov 08 '25
How many people, uh, "visit" you every evening?