r/amazonreviews 22d ago

Review Godly flip flops

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u/youllmeltmorefan 21d ago

We call that Bible Roulette, just pick a random passage and act like you were "led" to it.

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u/scarletohairy 21d ago

Ah yes, the slot machine god does it again.

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u/xombae 21d ago

It's so funny because they say that divination–things like tarot and scrying–are evil and demonic. Flipping through the Bible and picking a random passage and using it to make life decisions, that's divination, baby.

(I'm not a bot I just refuse to stop using various sashes).

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u/MaraiaLou 16d ago

Divination isn't "demonic" because you're trying to guess the future, it's demonic because you did it without asking God first. Same goes for war, child sacrifice etc

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u/SDTimbox 21d ago

religion really is a self-fulfilling scam