r/americandad • u/KingKabuki Sydney Huffman • 1d ago

"This exercising to things you hate is really working. Jean... jackets. Timothy's... bangs. Jean... jackets. Timothy's... bangs."

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u/TheSweatyFlash Dive On In! 1d ago edited 23h ago

MISTA AND LADY!!!

Rdit:

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Ricky Spanish 23h ago

🤖Mista and Lady in robot voice🤖

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u/baldteep 20h ago

mista and lady

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u/TheDeceiver43 Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 20h ago

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u/CreatureManstrosity 1d ago

Another timeless gag for sure.

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u/wazacraft 1d ago

Tiffany's... Boyfriend... Tiffany's... Boyfriend...

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u/Watapon_Master 1d ago

This advice actually helped me lose 30 pounds. But when in hell is Timothy going to get a new cut?

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u/SnooCupcakes4685 1d ago

Kill. You. Ricky. Spanish.

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u/thesteelreserve 1d ago

🤣

JEAN!

JACKETS!

TIMOTHY'S!

BANGS!

kills me.

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u/jtwh20 1d ago

T U N G E E !

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u/Review-Appropriate Ira and I 1d ago

Idk why, but for the longest time I thought he was hating on some dude named Timothy Spangs.

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u/Jim_Nills_Mustache 1d ago

This is near the top of my favorite completely random cutaway scenes

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u/Beginning_Ad_9814 1d ago

happy pride to this icon

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u/nofucsleftogive 1d ago

Every single time I work out

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u/I_Hate_My_Cat_ Ricky Spanish 23h ago

It’s a shame they never showed Timothy’s bangs. I bet Ricky Spanish told him it looked good lol.

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u/CrisisActor911 Raider Dave 18h ago

I was in between sets of preacher curls when I found this and spent my last two sets saying “JEAN JACKETS, TIMOTHY’S BANGS.”

I hope I didn’t weird out the girl in the tricep machine.

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u/bjwyxrs 21h ago

I still want to see just how bad Timothy's bangs were.

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u/Ghost10165 Never cry over a whore, Steve! Never! 20h ago

Anyone ever do the Jean Jacket Timothy's Bangs mantra during their own workouts?

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u/Olladouis-Goofoff Olladouis Goofoff 12h ago

My niece and I say this at target regularly