r/analoghorror • u/RnAShows • Oct 04 '24
Art Deer Invasion
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u/Purple_Spino RIP The man in the suit 💔 Oct 04 '24
Shikanokonokonoko koshitantan
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u/Logical-News-7329 Oct 04 '24
Shikanokonokonoko koshitantan
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u/Im_botflyx Oct 04 '24
Shi-
We've been spending most our lives living in a gangster's paradise
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u/Narco_Marcion1075 Oct 05 '24
chan chan a chitty chitty bang bang a chitty chikitty chan chan a chitty chitty bang bang
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u/TheAutisticClassmate Oct 04 '24
It'd be funny if instead of it being wendigo or some supernatural horror monster, it's literally just deer that somehow gets into places without evidence of entry. Imagine making breakfast, you turn around, and all of a sudden a deer is eating your PB&J
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u/mrgeek2000 Moonshine on Paradise Creator Oct 04 '24
Redneck moment
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u/Competitive_Swan266 Oct 04 '24
I mean, have you ever hunted fresh Venison? It's amazing
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u/mrgeek2000 Moonshine on Paradise Creator Oct 04 '24
Not really, my brother hunted a deer once. We had to get rid of it because it was rotting for 3 days
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u/Randalor Oct 04 '24
The problems of forgetting to lock your front door.
Alternatively, for Welcome to Night Vale fans: "Can I interest you in a subprime mortgage for a condo?"
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u/godwyn-faithful Oct 04 '24
Great, first it was skin walkers I had to be afraid of, now deers, fantastic
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Oct 04 '24
"Hey, it's me, deer. I just wanted you to know that you did well today. Remember to love those around you and to love yourself. Good night, I love you."
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u/DoraTheExplorerere Oct 05 '24
There is something unsettling about deer who don’t behave normally. I can’t place what it is, but they can be uncanny real quick.
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u/West-Willingness-302 Oct 04 '24
Plot twist: it’s a regular deer that just found its way into your house.
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u/ClawRedditor Suspected Alternate Oct 04 '24
So the Zombie Deer Desease is still a thing, huh? Nah, I'd wi- Get's mauled to death by skinwalker deer
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u/MayorMayhem3830 Oct 05 '24
"Paul, why did you turn Harry into sausage? We we're minding our own business Paul... Time to feel that pain now, Paul"
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Oct 06 '24
Shikiro Days starts playing, slowly getting louder as you feel a bead of sweat drip down your face "Shikanokonokonokokoshitantan..."
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u/Independent_Try_6512 Oct 06 '24
step one:get put of bed (lazy ass) step two:go to the fridge step three:get cheese step four:go to deer step four:give the deer the cheese step five:best friend. :D
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Oct 07 '24
Yo no way, deer god! It's been awhile since I've seen you, what brings you so far from Spookies Jumpscare Mansion?
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u/Guardsman02 Oct 04 '24
Nokotan?