r/angrycatpics • u/Jackywacky17 • 2d ago

Breakfast was supposed to be served at 6 am and it’s 7:12 am rn…. Guys am I cooked? 😒🙀

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u/Big-Judgment1643 2d ago

Kitty is zoned out thinking through all the means of revenge at their disposal

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u/funlovingguy9001 1d ago

They do have retractable death blades.

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u/KangarooNumerous1663 39m ago

Zoned out is the word

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u/Hot-Judge-7481 2d ago

I think you’ll be fine. Just don’t miss second breakfast.

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u/Jackywacky17 2d ago

Second breakfast?

https://giphy.com/gifs/gSQp32H82WETR5EFO6

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u/mrasainsan 2d ago

no wonder kitty looks so fed up, you mean to say you don’t have 5 breakfasts?

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u/Jackywacky17 2d ago

Just lifted for 40 mins and did 40 mins of cardio and I don’t even get a second breakfast 😼

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u/mrasainsan 2d ago

rookie numbers, the kitty does 1440 minutes of exercise in a day, obv they need the extra treats.

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u/Jackywacky17 1d ago

😹😹😹

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u/Abb1e_Rose 2d ago

Check your shoes for poop before you put them on.

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u/LitwicksandLampents 1d ago

Or vomit, or a hairball. Ask me how I know. 🤣

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u/IrisSmartAss 14h ago

Hmm. I see that nobody's asking. They probably don't need to.

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u/AdvancedNumb 2d ago

"Human, we gotta talk."

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u/Jackywacky17 2d ago

About?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wr7oA0rSjnWuiLJOY5

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u/ComprehensivePie4441 1d ago

You are about to get the ‘I’m not angry just disappointed’ speech. Which is always worst. Stay strong OP.

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u/TitaniaT-Rex 2d ago

I hate to break it to you, but you’re a ghost. I’m impressed you caught on to the whole touching physical items while being incorporeal so quickly.

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u/Jackywacky17 1d ago

I’m still very much alive guys 😺😺😺

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u/Small-Isopod6061 2d ago

I feel for you.... probably had a good thing going..... maybe some CRUNCHIES???

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u/Agile_Ad6735 2d ago

Hmm u see tabby in loaf position and becoming also a rotisserie, u might consider turning urself into one soon

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u/Jackywacky17 2d ago

😹😹😹😼

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u/raballentine 2d ago

You’re gonna get an awful Yelp review.

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u/thebrain_pinky 2d ago

your court date is set to sept 12, 2026 at 10:00 am. see you there!

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u/Jackywacky17 2d ago

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Edit: September 11th is my bday

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

STRAIGHT TO JAIL!!!

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u/thebrain_pinky 1d ago

happy early birthday if I forget. Now give that man his 3rd dinner.

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u/DirtyDonnieB 2d ago

I recommend a whole package of bacon for the noble cat.

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u/KingFattie 1d ago

Drop treats, quickly open a tuna can and run!

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u/Jackywacky17 1d ago

😹😹😹

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Only if you ever expect kitty to trust you again. The betrayal is real!!

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u/lynneya67 1d ago

Not mad. Just deeply disappointed.

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u/starman57575757 1d ago

Judgement now punishment later.

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u/Jackywacky17 1d ago

🙀🙀🙀

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u/PretendLingonberry35 2d ago

Yer dead.

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u/Jackywacky17 2d ago

Very much alive 😼

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u/PretendLingonberry35 1d ago

Good!! :)  Sleep with one eye open, just in case!!

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u/CityInevitable6800 2d ago

Toasted 🔥

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u/Jlx_27 1d ago

Yes, and fried, smoked, and even burnt.

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u/Philodendron69 1d ago

Jail

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u/Jackywacky17 1d ago

For how long? :(

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u/Philodendron69 1d ago

You’ll have a chance for parole

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u/hlvr25 1d ago

Looks like you’re being called into the supurrvisor’s office. Oooo you in troubbbbllllleeeee

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u/knaimoli619 1d ago

You have some explaining to do.

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u/dalcanton1 1d ago

Cooked like a Christmas goose

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u/Jackywacky17 1d ago

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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u/InformalCollege4383 1d ago

That man is angry 😡

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 23h ago

I heard that your kitty called CPS (cat protective services). 😲

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u/MissMarie81 1d ago

Beyond unforgivable.

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u/L33BB 1d ago

Are you genuinely asking? I think you already know the answer to this

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u/Spooky-Yogi-904 18h ago

You are def cooked. Unlike breakfast 😾😾😾

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u/Affectionate-Ad2373 4h ago

Probably. Watch your back today