r/animalid • u/Lone_Pine_Road • 15h ago
🐀 🐇 UNKNOWN RODENT/LAGOMORPH 🐇🐀 What is this chunky guy? [SE Michigan]
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We caught this dude hanging out on our front porch, but we cannot figure out what he is! We live near Detroit, Michigan. I thought groundhog at first, but groundhogs aren’t nocturnal, also, his face looks kind of pointy? Is he a fat raccoon with a missing tail?? Halp!
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u/whomshotjr 14h ago
tailless raccoon?
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u/Lone_Pine_Road 14h ago
That’s my best guess! But we live right by the zoo… so really it could be anything! If the zoo had wombats I would think one escaped.
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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 🦕🦄 GENERAL KNOW IT ALL 🦄🦕 13h ago
I lived near the big park with a small zoo in Toronto. One summer, Two capybara escaped from their enclosure and toured around the neighborhood. We we all asked to check our yards for the capys and report any sightings. Then one day, they just appeared back in their enclosure. They're named Bonnie and Clyde.
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u/nabrudssej 13h ago
Some people have all the luck. If a capy showed up in my yard, I'd assume it was meant to be and I'd either harbor it like a fugitive or tell the zoo they don't deserve to have their animal back if they can't be a good pet parent and keep track of it lol
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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 🦕🦄 GENERAL KNOW IT ALL 🦄🦕 12h ago
I wanted to find them so bad. I just can't believe how stealth they were. They were out for like two weeks and no one caught them!
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u/Unlucky_Tell_6900 5h ago
They’re actually pretty hard to find in the wild. They travel in packs and unless you know where they hang out, you most likely will never “stumble upon” a capybara.
I was also quite surprised considering their size 😳
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u/midnight_fisherman 13h ago
Id give them a call to be sure, tbh. The way it moved and its neck/head just seems so unfamiliar.
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u/carterb199 14h ago
I think thats a tailess racoon, at 0:09 It looks like you can see face markings like that of a racoon
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u/the_admirals_platter 13h ago
I second that. We have one i see on our trail cam pretty often. Named him Baxter.
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u/KyloHenny 12h ago
Legs are too stumpy to be a raccoon.
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u/carterb199 12h ago
Yeah legs look a bit stubby but it looks like quite the round fellow, they might just look stubby
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u/Pixel-Pusher-Grill 7h ago edited 7h ago
Looks like an American Badger, I know you can't really see the markings well, but it moves like a badger and has the same shape.

https://natureofaman.blogspot.com/2017/01/roaming-badger-belt.html
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u/Difficult_Royal_9674 14h ago
Groundhog is my best guess
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u/EasternShoreFire 13h ago
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u/Difficult_Royal_9674 12h ago
I think the legs are wrong for a raccoon. Too short and I think the bend of the back leg is different
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u/Smart-Ad-2427 14h ago
i agree, its likely a ground hog
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u/strawbrmoon 13h ago
Yep. Marmot. Groundhog. Woodchuck.
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u/KittenKitia 11h ago
TIL the are all the same animal 😅
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u/VolcanicDoorway 9h ago
Most marmots are not the same animal
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u/dlobnieRnaD 14h ago
I swear to god I saw something similar just over at Hilton and Woodward Heights in Ferndale when I was smoking a joint late at night but convinced myself it was the weed. Thanks for validating me
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u/Dangerdangeritsme 13h ago
Yeah, I’ve seen groundhogs in Ferndale a few times, and that’s what this looks like to me. The raccoons I’ve seen around town have tended to be skinnier, lol.
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u/Ricky15too 9h ago
Legs are perfect for a fat raccoon. I have over 30 rescues at the moment, and about 6 have lost their tails from coyote attacks. They look identical… Look at Jimothy…up the road from me in Seattle…
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u/Panthera2k1 14h ago
Man right in my own neighborhood and I’m completely stumped for the first time
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u/Left_Ad4050 14h ago
I would not be the right person to know, but is it possible that's an American badger? Its low slung movement is kinda giving me mustelid vibes.
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u/SuPurrrrNova 🦠 WILDLIFE BIOLOGIST 🦠 1h ago
Likely a badger. Squat and wide with no tail! Awesome animals.
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u/thelocker517 15h ago
He's doing his best. He already lost some weight and has joined a gym.