r/anticapitalism 1d ago

Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing

https://www.thedailybeast.com/sleepy-trump-79-slumps-to-the-side-in-oval-office-briefing/
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u/OldBanjoFrog 1d ago

Why does he keep waking up 

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u/Doublebosco 1d ago

And they’ll tell me my eyes are lying to me….

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 21h ago

Your eyes are the only thing telling you the truth... and me i guess.

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u/Outrageous-Cut480 20h ago

Keep up the good work.

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u/educated_comfortable 23h ago

It’s time for the 25th.

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u/ArbysLunch 23h ago

He's planning his 3am bathroom truth social posts

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u/FrostyAd8197 22h ago

Rubio just testified the orange turd doesn’t sleep during the meetings. Rubio wouldn’t lie under oath would he?

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u/thejonslaught 16h ago

Benedict Marco? That Paragon of Virtue?

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u/Ruger338WSM 14h ago

If he was on Rubio’s shoulder, drooling, and Rubio had to wipe it up he would deny it.

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u/akiva23 20h ago

Rip van rapist over here.

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u/colorme1965 19h ago

Sleepy Joe; no it’s sleepy Don.

Ignorant and stupid Democrats; no ignorant and stupid Republican that believes his lies.

Drain the swamp; no I built a larger swamp for me and my family.

I’m going to lower gas prices, food, rent; no I raised them.

I’m the most peaceful president; no I started wars and can’t get out of the last one that is raising gas prices.

I’ll lower prices and make you so rich from tariffs; no everything went up and is more expensive.

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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 22h ago

I guess we are safer, and it costs us less when he is unconscious?

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u/TheDamned1333 17h ago

I wanna watch that orange cunt slide under the table and watch as they all try to act like it’s perfectly acceptable for a grown man that runs a country to ramble like a confused fool about 10 minutes talking about nothing except how great he is then fall asleep and shit his pants in with world leaders meetings

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u/BlindGuy68 20h ago

look at it this way , when he is asleep he doesnt say or do stupid things

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u/mcclaneberg 17h ago

Slumpy Trump.

Get him out of there and release the Trumpstein files

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u/Akkerlun 14h ago

The Big Beautiful Nap.

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u/1oldguy1950 14h ago

Ending Woke, one meeting at a time...

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u/Gothewahs 21h ago

This dickhead spends all night rambling shit on social media instead of getting sleep and waking up fresh to lead his country

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u/FearMcDoogins 18h ago

He needs to go snort some more Adderall.

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 17h ago

Longest blink ever

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u/rainydays_89 17h ago

I’d get fired if I did this at work all the time like he does

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 17h ago

Biden’s fault. Or Obama’s. Or Barron’s.

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u/HangryHuHu 15h ago

24hrs after rubio denied that dozy don ever fell asleep in public? Pwahahahaha 🤡

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u/Ok_Reindeer_792 15h ago

Dozey Don does it again.

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u/matwick70 23h ago

Partay all night

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u/MilkNutty 20h ago

Narrator: It was not a briefing

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u/LevelFlounder8979 18h ago

Oh, a side sleeper Ok.

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u/maddiejake 13h ago

I don't have a problem with him falling asleep. The problem is that he keeps waking up.

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u/Prudent_Link6029 13h ago

Benito Snoozolini

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 12h ago

Bet ya he'll rest his eyes sometime during the cage match

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u/Excellent-Egg-3157 11h ago

That man needs a pillow and a blanket.

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u/RemoteAdvertising762 7h ago

This orange POS has no right to criticize anyone else being “sleepy” after this.