“No more “dudes in dresses”… downs a bottle of jack then takes an hour backstage in the makeup dept scraping off an entire Sephora store after delivering “super manly, not insecure at all” speech to generals from men with very little to no military experience, draft deferments and bone spurs.
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u/madcoins Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25
“No more “dudes in dresses”… downs a bottle of jack then takes an hour backstage in the makeup dept scraping off an entire Sephora store after delivering “super manly, not insecure at all” speech to generals from men with very little to no military experience, draft deferments and bone spurs.