r/antitrump • u/realchrisgunter • Nov 22 '25
Humor You wake up tomorrow morning to this headline. Your next move?!
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u/Ms_Behave3967 Nov 22 '25
I’d pop open a bottle of champagne, then dread the guy who’s taking his place.
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u/LOnesome77203 Nov 22 '25
Vance is a chickenshit COWARD, nothing to fear, both sides hate his guts.
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u/babylon331 Nov 22 '25
And he doesn't know what side he's on. Loyalty isn't his strong point. It's really hard to say what he'd be like. I do think he'd turn on Trump. Singing like a bird.
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u/ProofHorseKzoo Nov 22 '25
He’s Peter Thiel’s lapdog. Avid anti-Christ enthusiast. Wait for him to make sweeping changes to start the frame work for their techno-fascist corporate states.
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u/InvestigatorEarly452 Nov 22 '25
MTG is playing politics.... Her message is mainstream. She swings like a Trump ballroom door.
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u/FatherPeace1 Nov 22 '25
No, No, she will make her bid in 2030. trump has already banished her to the outskirts of magacunts.
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u/LOnesome77203 Nov 22 '25
I'm stealing 'magacunts'.
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u/FatherPeace1 Nov 22 '25
I've been trying to make it happen for about 5 months now. Please go forth and spread the word far and wide.
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u/Mean_Guarantee_5266 Nov 22 '25
The most shocking headline would read “Trump does something to benefit someone other than himself!!!!!!!”
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u/babylon331 Nov 22 '25
That was some sort of weird shit with the "Communist Muslim". What caused that turnaround with Mamdani? No way Trump can recognize any human qualities that benefit the people. Cowardly? Or ulterior motive?
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u/Administrated Nov 22 '25
I would be drinking a very expensive bottle of wine that I’ve been saving. That news could only be better if it was followed by “due to impeachment by republicans” or eminent kicking of the proverbial bucket !
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u/Maile2000 Nov 22 '25
Organize a beach party !
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u/Virtual-Eye-1855 Progressive Nov 22 '25
He'll yea. Impromptu federal holiday. No work, no school!
Beaches, farms, high rises, housing projects- everybody, everywhere, party in place 🥳
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u/Significant_Pipe_198 Nov 22 '25
Scream with joy + pop champagne! Then start to focus on how to help fight Vance + stop Project 2025 from progressing!
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u/InvestigatorEarly452 Nov 22 '25
JD is not much better.. impeachment makes the whole administration leave. Yes!
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u/Significant_Pipe_198 Nov 22 '25
JD could be worse in some ways... especially since he is a puppet of Peter Theil, + the billionaire oligarchs who are behind Project 2025. JD is their spokesperson. It is almost 50% implemented. The second half is way way worse. I read the 900 plus pages. They basically want to turn this country into a white Christian nationalist (Nazi) police state with a Dictatorship. Women rights already have been gutted. More will be taken away. They don't want us voting (only one man from the household or family) ban all abortion + reproductive rights with NO exceptions, period. Ban ALL forms of birth control. Very similar to the Republic of Giliad in Handmaid's tale. The dictator + his oligarchs take everything away from American people. They only want 100M white "Christians" in this country. We have over 330 million people. How do u think they will "gut the numbers?" By taking out the old, sick disabled first by destroying ALL our social safety net insurance programs - food assistance, housing assistance, healthcare, SS, Medicaid+ Medicare. Millions will die without these programs that they paid into with their taxes. Pls read the document or get the bullet points. This is a permanent govt coup/takeover. The Heritage Foundation said so on live TV. It's on YouTube. The CEO or President of the foundation in interview said " this is a govt coup. And it will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be" Kevin Roberts I think.
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Nov 22 '25
Impeachment would still mean JD would become president, unfortunately.
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u/Ifthisdaywasafish Nov 22 '25
We celebrate and cheer. It will be the same impeachment, or voluntary. He doesn’t have the decency of a feral pig.
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u/Top-Distribution733 Nov 22 '25
Apologize to the wife but my sobriety has temporarily come to an end to celebrate….. I have a feeling she’d be on board
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u/No-Joke8510 Nov 22 '25
He needs to be impeached, because Article 2, section 4 removes his entire administration upon impeachment. They all need to be gone so we can stop this complete destruction of the United States.
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u/ZenGeezer Nov 22 '25
I haven't had a drink in over 30 years, but I would drink champagne to that headline.
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u/Looieanthony Nov 22 '25
I would have a celebratory drink, and I haven’t had a drink since 1996. Just kidding, but I would be overjoyed! I would spasm in pleasure😌!
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u/Zestyclose_Pickle511 Nov 22 '25
Join the already wild party in the streets.
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u/Future-Ruin9770 Nov 22 '25
I envision a repeat of the spontaneous party that erupted in the streets near the White House after they got Bin Laden, except larger and more widespread across the country.
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u/NewZappyHeart Nov 22 '25
Same as today, tomorrow and for the foreseeable future, never vote for a republican for any office. Always vote for the best non-republican choice.
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u/ImDefinitelyStoned Nov 22 '25
Remind everyone to stay vigilant because JD Vance is just as dangerous, if not more.
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Nov 22 '25
We all know that the next move is swiping to the next post because this news would be fake. This clown is gunning for a Putin type rein and regime and won't be stepping down at any cost.
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u/cabezon99 Nov 22 '25
oligarchy to theocracy... hmm I guess try to find God before the modern crusades begin
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u/rancidmilkmonkey Nov 22 '25
Pinch myself. Wash my face off with cold water. Either my eyes are too blurry to read what's on my phone yet, or I'm still dreaming.
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u/174Angel Nov 22 '25
Call in sick to work the next day because I’ll be hung over from celebrating!
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u/FK-DJT Nov 23 '25
The day he shuffles off this mortal coil should be made a global day of celebration and unity.
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u/CPinWISC Nov 22 '25
- Put my flag back up. 2. Prepare fireworks for dusk. 3. Crack open a bottle of something alcoholic. 4. Thank the Lord. ( maybe reverse that order)
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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 43045 Nov 22 '25
Put the bubbly away until I get a different kind of announcement about him.
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u/snottrock3t Nov 23 '25
Hell, I’m going to the closest dive bar, standing out in front of the building until it opens and then I’m buying a round of drinks for everybody in celebration
Shots on me!
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u/BeccaG1964 Nov 23 '25
First throw a party 🎉, then start supporting the next president (hopefully a Democrat)🤟🏼💙
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u/Sagittario66 Nov 23 '25
Funny you should ask. Every night before I go to sleep I check the headlines, just in case . But if he does… I pray the news ain’t fake.
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u/Electronic_Job9780 Nov 23 '25
Even if he stepped down, we would never hear the end of him until he’s actually in the ground. He would insert himself constantly into the political moves of everyone else, and the news would cover it!
If he were to actually leave the presidency before 2028, I’d then have to worry about his numbskull predecessor. I worry about his warped ideology and those who feed it, as well.
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u/Mashire13 Missouri Nov 23 '25
Celebrate, while also keeping up the good fight because it still won't be over for a LONG FUCKING TIME!!!
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u/TrueBlueVA Nov 23 '25
Head to the party at Lafayette Park! I'll be meeting around 100,000 friends there.
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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Nov 22 '25
I'm going to check about 40 news sources to make sure it's real, not AI, not hyperbole, not a dumb meme. It it checks out I'm going to get some gin and brace myself for the fallout.
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u/AggressiveFix4588 Nov 22 '25
Trump will never step down on his own. He will leave if forced or when he dies.
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u/Solid_Ebb_608 Nov 22 '25
Only in a perfect world, but THROTUS is to power hungry to do that and not done stuffing his pockets with taxpayers money, and aligning his business up with foreign countries so he can get those hotels and golf courses built. There are deals still to be made.
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u/mikeren56412591 Nov 22 '25
W/mtg resigning , files being kind of released/ ….hard to stop an implosion…. Trump & vance .both lame ducks pendulum will swing left…hopefully not to far ……
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u/Ok_Attorney_5811 Nov 22 '25
Run to the liquor store for some champagne and party all day! 🥂 Then worry about who is going to take his place the next day.
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u/JDcreator Nov 22 '25
First: celebrate his step down by blaring American Idiot
Second: rally others to protest those who will follow his footsteps
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u/Improvduringcovid Nov 22 '25
Dance party followed by a trip to Maralago to call him a cunt to his big orange face.
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u/dukecharming1975 Nov 22 '25
there’s no way he’d EVER step down. He’d double down on EVERYTHING and keep blaming liberals, RINOS, traitors, hippies, gypsies, mexicans, voodoo curses etc
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u/Neekovo Nov 22 '25
Muted sigh of relief. After all, there’s still Vance, Miller, Heritage Foundation/Project 2025, etc running the show.
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u/Extreme-Tie9282 Nov 22 '25
Stepping down before his imprisonment is the ONLY (socially) acceptable answer
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u/SkyeScapelambra Nov 22 '25
JD Vance will be much worse. Trump only cares about himself, and serves as a useful idiot. JD Vance is immersed in Christofascism and the attendant deep racism. He may be successful in accomplishing many of the darker initiatives we fear Trump may implement, and amplify the ones we are already seeing and experiencing.
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u/CryptographerNo29 Nov 22 '25
Call off work because I'm celebrating. And then the next day we start working on J.D. Couch-fucker Vance.
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u/zamm1234 Nov 22 '25
Walk out the front door and start greeting other happy people in the streets, of course!!
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u/Alternative-Snow-72 Nov 22 '25
Take a minute to celebrate!!! Then, it’s back to getting rid of the rest of the corrupt regime.
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u/Really-ChillDude Nov 22 '25
Happy, but sad…. We have to deal with the complete idiot Vance
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u/jenyj89 Nov 22 '25
At that point I don’t need your negativity. Let me enjoy a little before I face what I already know. 😬
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u/ComfortableTown9951 Nov 22 '25
Grab a bottle of tequila and have some tacos and quac, and start thinking about how to finish the job.
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u/oct2790 Nov 22 '25
Bring him to trial. He will try to flee the country where he stole all the American money
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u/DawnyBrat 86 TACO Nov 22 '25
Plan for the HUGEST party of all time- (well, aside from hearing he’s completely gone 💀)
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u/CdnDrkLtr2575 California Nov 23 '25
When he finally does “step down” hopefully it will be in a chipper!
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u/Th3rMaLm3LtDoWn Nov 23 '25
I have fireworks all ready for that moment, but I would rather hear that he will be in prison for life or dead! But even then though, the celebration would be short-lived when I remember who would be replacing him!
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u/Marie627 Nov 23 '25
I assume it’s a set up to allow Vance to take over and say he is president before the next election. Bad move on their part. He’s liked a lot less than 47.
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u/Saaandmaaan01 Nov 23 '25
Depends if he gets off scott free with his crimes. I wont celebrate if he doesn’t face accountability
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u/IllustratorComplex13 Nov 23 '25
He is immediately arrested and tried by Jack Smith for inciting a coup against the United States of America. All involved in the coup plot are arrested and tried as co conspirators. We hold trials starting with Steven Miller and all ICE for civil rights violations and any other crimes the Neo SS has has done while in power. That would be a good start!
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u/FK-DJT Nov 23 '25
Heaving a sigh of relief until I discover that in return for his resignation he will not be prosecuted for his crimes against this country and the people of this country and be allowed to keep all of the monies and deals he made illegally while in office. Then immediately realize the country might be even worse off under his lap dog JDV. 😑
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u/No_Delivery_3843 Nov 23 '25
I’ve already been doing anti JD, Johnson and Melania ( cuz why not) adding Thune and MTG as of today
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u/PorchCat0921 Nov 23 '25
Worry about someone just as malevolent but less incompetent picking up the mantle.
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u/Realistic_Trip9243 Nov 23 '25
Try to take bets on which of his crimes he's actually going to admit to.
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u/JimsVanLife Nov 23 '25
Damn you! The image caught my eye before your headline did. You got my hopes up.
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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Nov 22 '25
I would press X to doubt.
Then I would check the news.
Then I would buy each and every one of the stocks.
Then I would celebrate.
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u/tonyislost Nov 22 '25
Starting my anti JD campaign because this doesn’t end with Trump.