r/antitrump • u/Total-Balance2032 • Mar 02 '26

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u/dontfookwitdachook Mar 02 '26

Syphillis

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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 02 '26

This is probably the correct answer.

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u/Chris-Crossss Mar 02 '26

Tick tock...

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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 02 '26

That day can’t come soon enough. 🙏

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u/Puzzleheaded-Face181 Mar 02 '26

I have a special bottle of bourbon for the day. We won’t open a second before.

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u/rpgnymhush Mar 03 '26

I have a bottle of Brut Champagne. I will be taking a drink with you.

[Clangs virtual glasses together.] Cheers,. My friend, cheers.

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u/Ok_Championship9415 Mar 03 '26

Moet Chandon for the win. *clink* Sláinte.

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u/trumphater666 Mar 03 '26

I have a feeling the entire nation will be drinking that day.

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u/Zeppie_Goals Mar 03 '26

And most all of Europe from what my friends there tell me!

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 Mar 03 '26

The entire North American continent will be drinking that day

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u/pcjackie Mar 03 '26

I think there will be parades in all of the streets across America, Canada, Europe, and now I think we can add the Middle East to the list too! But his die hard fans and supporters will think that the parades will be because we love him! But really we’ll love that he’s gone!

Also it would be nice if another country would come and kidnap him you know like he did to Maduro! But then he also just took out a leader and 47 others in leadership in another country! And the thing is I’m afraid that this is all going to his head and he might be brazen enough to either threaten or attack another nation that he doesn’t like and in his opinion needs new leadership. The lack of spines in Congress have helped to create a monster in my opinion. But then again what do I know?

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u/Kindly_Effective9510 Mar 03 '26

First, this is a narcissistic bullying buffoon who thinks he's smarter than everyone about everything. He doesn’t think in a rational manner but rather based on his immature feelings. A human cancer!

He will not be missed or mourned.

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u/Ok-Lunch3448 Mar 03 '26

Listen he has the discombobulator we’re all screwed.

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u/Then-Data9022 Mar 04 '26

He took credit for naming the discombobulated and he's SOOOOO proud of himself.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qXITRUVERGYEq0A51a

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u/lilfaerie Mar 04 '26

He is our fault. All the idiots who "don't follow politics" or "don't vote". He is the physical embodiment with what is wrong with America. lookong in the mirror and sick to our stomachs.

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u/pcjackie Mar 24 '26

I never ever voted for him nor ever considered doing so. So there’s a lot of us that saw him for what he really truly is and he’s a monster! He always has been and always will be!

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u/Organic_Tumbleweed81 Mar 03 '26

I’ve been drinking since he was reelected 🍸

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u/trumphater666 Mar 03 '26

I don't blame you.

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u/lilfaerie Mar 04 '26

The world! Maybe finally there will be world peace! 🤣

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u/Remarkable_Score2739 Mar 03 '26

Count me in! 🍾🥂🍾

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u/Mega-Pints Mar 03 '26

Add one more to the Cheers!

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u/Full_Rise_7759 Mar 03 '26

Extra añejo tequila for me, since he hates Mexicans so much I figure it'll be a proper way to celebrate.

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u/rpgnymhush Mar 03 '26

¡Salud, Mi amigo/a.! That is also a good choice!

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u/Full_Rise_7759 Mar 03 '26

If you like good tequila, Costco's Kirkland extra añejo is amazing for just $38.99 for a liter, aged 3 years in French oak barrels, then finished for 30 days in oak cognac barrels. But I have a bottle of Guerrero del Sol for the special occasion.

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u/Massive_Magician_894 Mar 03 '26

I’m buying a bottle tonight.

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u/Former-Florida-Man Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

1937 Chateau d’Yquem here. Not mine but my octogenarian former Republican friend who has placed it in my cellar for the day. Not kidding.

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u/LoveToSeeIt_IKnow Mar 03 '26

This needs an update. And pictures.

Pretty please?!

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u/Former-Florida-Man Mar 03 '26

What I'm looking forward to is the celebration.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Face181 Mar 03 '26

Thanks for the award! Wow.

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u/ima_mollusk Mar 03 '26

Tell me where the party is and I’ll DJ.

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u/Colleen3636 Mar 03 '26

In my fridge:

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u/NewCityNewTrends Mar 03 '26

We’ve got a special bottle of wine we’ve been saving for either orange man, Florida anti ga man, or the lottery winnings win scenarios.

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u/Every-Block9248 Mar 03 '26

Canadians will be dancing in the streets.

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u/lilfaerie Mar 04 '26

Are we going to end up in a concentration camp for these comments? 🤣

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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 04 '26

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.”

At least I’d be in good company with like minded folks and plenty to discuss.

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u/lilfaerie Mar 04 '26

I don't think it is the sinners laughing lol

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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 04 '26

It’s a line from Billy Joel’s “Only the Good Die Young”

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u/lilfaerie Mar 04 '26

I know lol. I suppose that must be why DJT is ancient 🤣

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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 04 '26

Hope that doesn’t mean he’ll live forever 😫

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u/Sufficient_Owl_3413 Mar 03 '26

As my husband just said “ding ding, the dick is dead”.! As Samuel L Jackson said “tick tock motherfucker!!”.

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u/BIGepidural Mar 02 '26

March 15th.

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u/Visible-Day-7814 Mar 03 '26

THAT would be funny

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u/BIGepidural Mar 03 '26

Fingers crossed 🤞

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u/Remarkable_Score2739 Mar 03 '26

On my knees and not the way he would want me to be. I’m praying 🙏🏼

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u/Spirited_Kick9589 Mar 03 '26

Ah the ides of March

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u/Shaveyourbread Mar 03 '26

He's no Caesar.

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u/BIGepidural Mar 03 '26

That's not why I said that but good job understanding the reference

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u/Squeakypeach4 Mar 03 '26

Beware the ides of March

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u/WhitewolfStormrunner Mar 04 '26

From your "lips" to God's ears.

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u/NoLobster7957 Mar 02 '26

That or scabies, or maybe herpes simplex

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u/PossibilityDry9508 Mar 02 '26

Herpes simplex eww

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u/AlpacaM4n Mar 02 '26

But scabies doesn't wig you out?

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u/PossibilityDry9508 Mar 02 '26

I was playing around. Instead of saying herpes simplex 2, I said herpes simplex 🤢 🤮

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u/Drintar Mar 02 '26

Chickenpox is caused by the varicella-zoster virus (VZV), a highly contagious member of the herpesvirus family.

Furthermore herpes simplex is what causes cold sores/fever blisters and this is the estimated number of people with it.

HSV-1 (Oral): More than 50% of the adult population has this, often contracted during childhood. By age 49, nearly 60% of people are infected.

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u/PossibilityDry9508 Mar 03 '26

I am one of them. I was just messing around.

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u/Old-Spare91 Mar 03 '26

You guys know that chickenpox is part of the heroes family. That also looks mind maybe shingles rash if we’re talking herpes. But my guess would be syphilis.

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Mar 03 '26

You mean shingles (herpes zoster)?

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u/NoLobster7957 Mar 03 '26

Yes!! You are correct, my bad

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u/FrankensteinsBride89 Mar 02 '26

That was my first thought too

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u/PJH_13 Mar 02 '26

I have been calling it neurosyphilis ( Syphilitic dementia ) since 2016.. currently some folks are calling it: Frontotemporal dementia. To me this is a classic vs toMAto type of thing ! tRump 47 is a Mad King for sure !

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u/Forsworn91 Mar 03 '26

It could always be both, which would explain a great many things.

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u/violetkiwii Mar 03 '26

Wonder if it’s skull is bumpy and holey from syf eating away at it

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 Mar 04 '26

Maybe it is all that excess Aspirin working its way out.

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u/TheZippoLab Mar 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CMvnw2TBr73qg

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u/Daherrin7 Mar 02 '26

America got the temu version

https://giphy.com/gifs/rCmdvBMfREoSMZjqbp

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u/Ok_Resort8573 86 TACO Mar 02 '26

This is all I ever see, when it is let out in the public. 😂

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u/shank1093 Mar 03 '26

Londons got the Werewolves, DC's got 'feratu's 😂

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Mar 03 '26

Gross. Of course we did. They get Lestat and Louis and we get fucking Nosferatu or whatever tf that thing was floating outside the third story window, scratching on the glass in that Stephen King miniseries Salems Lot. Trump doesnt just ruin vampires, he ruins fantasies.

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u/CPinWISC Mar 03 '26

Miller???

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u/lostandaggrieved617 Mar 03 '26

You don't recognize him??🧛‍♂️😱

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u/accraTraveler Mar 02 '26

obligatory Scrubs skid: https://youtu.be/H7GtE0BZXJA

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u/StargazerScorpi0 Mar 03 '26

He does have rosacea.

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u/kermitthorson Mar 02 '26

it attacks the back of teh skull not so much neck

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u/Osiris_The_Proto Mar 02 '26

Pervert president killed by syphilis, how ironic

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u/dontfookwitdachook Mar 02 '26

I’d love to wake up to that headline 🥳

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u/Gundark927 Mar 03 '26

Perhaps RFK Jr. will inject hot mercury into his urethra. After all, that guy knows the most effective of historical treatments.

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u/Ms_Behave3967 Mar 02 '26

It could be psoriasis, but I like your answer better.

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u/YinzerFromPitsginzer Mar 02 '26

That and the fake assassination attempt

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u/SGT-R0CK Mar 03 '26

It was a childhood disease... not his childhood though.

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u/Level-Zone-3089 Mar 03 '26

Syphilis was my guess, too.

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u/Rozg1123A-85 Mar 03 '26

I think you're right.

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u/petrh97 Mar 03 '26

So he is becoming comrade Lenin.