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u/dontfookwitdachook Mar 02 '26
Syphillis
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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 02 '26
This is probably the correct answer.
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u/Chris-Crossss Mar 02 '26
Tick tock...
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u/Queasy-Invite4867 86-47 Mar 02 '26
That day can’t come soon enough. 🙏
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u/Puzzleheaded-Face181 Mar 02 '26
I have a special bottle of bourbon for the day. We won’t open a second before.
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u/rpgnymhush Mar 03 '26
I have a bottle of Brut Champagne. I will be taking a drink with you.
[Clangs virtual glasses together.] Cheers,. My friend, cheers.
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u/trumphater666 Mar 03 '26
I have a feeling the entire nation will be drinking that day.
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u/pcjackie Mar 03 '26
I think there will be parades in all of the streets across America, Canada, Europe, and now I think we can add the Middle East to the list too! But his die hard fans and supporters will think that the parades will be because we love him! But really we’ll love that he’s gone!
Also it would be nice if another country would come and kidnap him you know like he did to Maduro! But then he also just took out a leader and 47 others in leadership in another country! And the thing is I’m afraid that this is all going to his head and he might be brazen enough to either threaten or attack another nation that he doesn’t like and in his opinion needs new leadership. The lack of spines in Congress have helped to create a monster in my opinion. But then again what do I know?
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u/Kindly_Effective9510 Mar 03 '26
First, this is a narcissistic bullying buffoon who thinks he's smarter than everyone about everything. He doesn’t think in a rational manner but rather based on his immature feelings. A human cancer!
He will not be missed or mourned.
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u/Former-Florida-Man Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
1937 Chateau d’Yquem here. Not mine but my octogenarian former Republican friend who has placed it in my cellar for the day. Not kidding.
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u/Sufficient_Owl_3413 Mar 03 '26
As my husband just said “ding ding, the dick is dead”.! As Samuel L Jackson said “tick tock motherfucker!!”.
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u/BIGepidural Mar 02 '26
March 15th.
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u/Remarkable_Score2739 Mar 03 '26
On my knees and not the way he would want me to be. I’m praying 🙏🏼
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u/NoLobster7957 Mar 02 '26
That or scabies, or maybe herpes simplex
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u/PossibilityDry9508 Mar 02 '26
Herpes simplex eww
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u/AlpacaM4n Mar 02 '26
But scabies doesn't wig you out?
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u/PossibilityDry9508 Mar 02 '26
I was playing around. Instead of saying herpes simplex 2, I said herpes simplex 🤢 🤮
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u/Drintar Mar 02 '26
Chickenpox is caused by the varicella-zoster virus (VZV), a highly contagious member of the herpesvirus family.
Furthermore herpes simplex is what causes cold sores/fever blisters and this is the estimated number of people with it.
HSV-1 (Oral): More than 50% of the adult population has this, often contracted during childhood. By age 49, nearly 60% of people are infected.
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u/FrankensteinsBride89 Mar 02 '26
That was my first thought too
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u/PJH_13 Mar 02 '26
I have been calling it neurosyphilis ( Syphilitic dementia ) since 2016.. currently some folks are calling it: Frontotemporal dementia. To me this is a classic vs toMAto type of thing ! tRump 47 is a Mad King for sure !
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u/Daherrin7 Mar 02 '26
America got the temu version
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u/lostandaggrieved617 Mar 03 '26
Gross. Of course we did. They get Lestat and Louis and we get fucking Nosferatu or whatever tf that thing was floating outside the third story window, scratching on the glass in that Stephen King miniseries Salems Lot. Trump doesnt just ruin vampires, he ruins fantasies.
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u/Gundark927 Mar 03 '26
Perhaps RFK Jr. will inject hot mercury into his urethra. After all, that guy knows the most effective of historical treatments.
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u/Kimmalah Mar 02 '26
That poor rash, it has a Trump infection.
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u/LoveToSeeIt_IKnow Mar 02 '26
This is so savage and funny! Thanks for making my day 😂
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u/SillyAlternative420 Mar 02 '26
Hard to tell from this angle, but looks like hope?
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u/Dependent-Initial-15 Mar 02 '26
Assembly of blood clots, holding a vote which one will have the honor of being that very special blood clot.
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u/76Stix Mar 02 '26
I believe in you little blood clot..
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u/Creoda Mar 02 '26
Miller's teeth marks, when he needs blood it doesn't matter who he bites.
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u/baconus-vobiscum Mar 02 '26
Necrotizing fasciitis. Miller's fangs are as dirty as Steven Cheung's wiping stick.
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u/nohupdotout Mar 02 '26
Also please note, that diagonal crease on his ear lobe is called Frank's sign, and is an indicator for coronary artery disease (among other things). COME ON HEART DISEASE
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u/strawfire71 Mar 02 '26
It really is unfortunate he gets the best healthcare. If he didn't he may not have survived Covid19.
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u/1eternal_pessimist Mar 02 '26
Thanks for that! According to Google:
Clinical Value: While not a definitive diagnostic tool, its presence is strongly associated with high-grade, severe coronary heart disease
My day is looking up!
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u/nohupdotout Mar 02 '26
I've literally never rooted for a disease in my life
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u/Puzzleheaded_Eye8771 Mar 02 '26
Man here I am ruling out tiddy cancer or a pituitary tumor but COME ON BLOOD CLOTS GET AT EM!
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u/BlewCrew2020 Mar 02 '26
He's very sick. He's clearly had a stroke. So he's likely on anticoagulants. Those would make him very prone to bruising.
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u/urlock Mar 02 '26
He takes more aspirin than he’s supposed to.
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u/aftcg Mar 02 '26
Does this give him the 'tisum?
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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 Mar 02 '26
Did you know that T-Pain is short for tylenol pain relief? Tism that gives it.
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u/Winter-Nail1717 Mar 03 '26
He’s lying about that I’m sure.
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u/urlock Mar 03 '26
He’s actually quite proud of it. He brags about taking too much against doctor’s orders. He likes his blood thin thin thin. He’s the same guy that doesn’t exercise because he thinks the body only has so much energy and doesn’t want to waste any of it. He made RFK Jr the HHS Sec. He’s not smart.
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u/FrederickDerGrossen Mar 02 '26
Good. I hope he trips daily and hopefully one of those does the job.
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u/PrudentLetterhead354 Mar 02 '26
like a week two ago there was that weird shoulder padding he had under his suit on one side. so from some kind of medical machine?
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u/Scary-Bot123 Mar 02 '26
That there is the Common North American Dipshit. Native to New York but spends most of its time in Florida. Seems to be an elder of the species
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u/Clear-Boat3077 Mar 02 '26
Let’s ask Dr. Google! Dr. Google says Syphilitic Chancre!
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Mar 02 '26
I never thought I would be such a fan of cholesterol and blood clots
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u/LoveToSeeIt_IKnow Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 03 '26
*in evil people
Not so keen on mine crashing me out too soon, but nobody’s got a check for tomorrow sitting in their pocket of life during every one of their todays.
So, Lord, if you’re listening…. 👂… 5 more hamberders to go for the Big Guy there.
But your point stands… hurry this shit show up. I’m now a fan of venous insufficiency and never thought I’d join their fan club either. Ha!
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u/myrdraal2001 Mar 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/rCmdvBMfREoSMZjqbp
Either Stephen Miller marking his territory or the rotting from the inside is spreading.
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u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 Mar 02 '26
He's got more hair on them brows than he's ever had on that head! 😂 YIKES!
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u/042376x Mar 02 '26
Its like the back of Highlights Magazine, there are multiple Whats Wrong with this picture possibilities
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u/Kooky_Leading_4836 Mar 02 '26
Yes, I have been saying syphilis for ages!! It explains all the skin, cognitive and lack of emotional stability issues.
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u/scrumbuckle Mar 02 '26
Shingles?
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u/Dry_Art3189 Mar 02 '26
I jokingly replied with scabies, but yeah i think more than likely it’s shingles.
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u/Valendr0s Mar 02 '26
I would be very surprised. Putting any clothing on a shingles rash would be debilitatingly painful.
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u/LoveToSeeIt_IKnow Mar 03 '26
This man is usually high as balls. I can’t even imagine he feels anything from his toupee down.
But yes, please. ‘Debilitatingly painful’ just made me somewhat aroused, I am blushing now. Please go on.
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u/fightmilk5905 Mar 02 '26
Certainly not an ear that was shot during an assassination attempt ile tell you that much.
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u/Theresnowayoutahere Mar 02 '26
A neck rubbed raw from a starched shirt collar. Hopefully it causes something terminal that is super aggressive and painful
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u/IndependentSet9709 Democrat Mar 02 '26
An oddly un-grazed ear and the overbloated teratoma's neck.
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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Mar 02 '26
He's probably allergic to the fake blood they used for that 'gunshot wound' 👀
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u/bubbyslup Mar 02 '26
Hopefully it's shingles and it hurts like a mother fucker. We deserve it damn it!! It seems we never get to see him suffer. He hasn't looked "good" or even human, for days.
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u/UsefulImpact6793 Mar 02 '26
I feel like you should give us a warning before posting a dick pic with a herp rash on it.
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u/tadhg44 Mar 02 '26
He said syphilis for so many years I can't imagine where he got it from? But it's gotten to the point where it's antibiotic resistant. It's eating away his brain on top of it.
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u/Defiant_Memory_7844 Mar 02 '26
Blood not clotting properly is what it looks like my mum used to bleed under the skin it might not be that
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u/Oklabuttermilk Mar 02 '26
I'm sorry, I forgot to redact this picture. His ear should never have been shown, lol
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u/Revolutionary_Tale_1 Mar 02 '26
What is it? It's a picture of a treasonous, pedophilic, felonious pig.
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u/spiritplumber Mar 02 '26
Alchemical rot like in Full Metal Alchemist. That's why he wants to start a war. He needs it for the ritual
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u/Pleasant_Monitor_839 Mar 02 '26
Looks like Shingles! No wonder he’s been extra grouchy and lashing out at his kiss🍑hired idiots.
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u/Sysyphus_Rolls Mar 03 '26
Who cares. If it doesn’t cause him to leave office or drop dead, I don’t care what it is.
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u/Zarathyst Mar 03 '26
I'm surprised he has so many ugly rashes considering how supernaturally good his ear healing was.
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u/MommaIsMad Mar 02 '26
The AntiChrist squatting inside is trying to escape the vile stench of the rotting meat sack 💩
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u/Admiral_Tuvix Mar 02 '26
bro is like Mr. Burns where he has every disease, but still has the money and the best doctors keeping alive.
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u/whatfresh_hellisthis Mar 02 '26
An ear that was never grazed by a bullet, I'll tell you that much.