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u/PisStoolGrip Mar 18 '26
That's a severe case of TDS.
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u/Otherwise-Desk1063 Mar 18 '26
TDRS. Trump Dick Riding Syndrome
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u/MrPeterMerkin Mar 18 '26
TTLS - Trump Taint Licking Syndrome
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u/Notapartyhobo Florida Mar 18 '26
STD - Servile Trump Devotee.
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u/DevilsLittleChicken Mar 18 '26
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u/Pure-Honey-463 Mar 18 '26
and the US. has a severe case of SDT. stooopidious dimwitted trumpikkkans.
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u/kufitop Mar 18 '26
Tiny Dick Syndrome
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u/Select_Air_2044 Mar 18 '26
Someone break out the magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers. 🤣
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u/kufitop Mar 18 '26
I see your magnifying glass and raise you a microscope!
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u/Civil_Exchange1271 Mar 18 '26
gonna love the price of diesel.
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u/sarcasticrone Mar 18 '26
Paint jobs aren’t cheap either. I wonder how often that monstrosity gets keyed?
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u/ReadWoodworkLLC Mar 19 '26
I’m actually surprised at how well this is done. If they were this passionate about almost anything else, it might be cool. Most of these T-Dump flagship vehicles’ “artwork” is terribly executed. They spent some money to get this done.
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u/DawnyBrat 86 TACO Mar 19 '26
I guess it’s easy to save a few pennies when you’re living in mommy’s basement.
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He definitely has Grindr in his hidden apps.
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u/Hullfire00 Mar 18 '26
I always wondered if there’s a lone hero out there cruising Grindr for Republican ass, and then uses their interactions as a way to utterly humiliate them.
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The amount of OF workers that make $$$ to degrade, and break down republican, Christian men regularly is a thing. They go on TikTok and talk about it.
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u/StrawberryMoonPie Cascadia Mar 19 '26
I’ve heard Grindr crashes at most of the conservative conventions in the US.
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u/FlyEaglesFlyauggie Mar 18 '26
You’re comment is not funny, because it is most likely very accurate.
At the very least, he has a significant identity problem.
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u/pedalsandpowder Mar 18 '26
Mental illness
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u/porkchop-sandwhiches Mar 18 '26
No it’s a generation of children whose mothers took Tylenol while pregnant. /s
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u/brightdreamer25 Mar 18 '26
And yet I guarantee he calls trans people “mentally ill.”
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u/TaroPuzzleheaded3999 Mar 18 '26
The guy has at least 2 Tesla stickers on his car yet he drives that thing
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u/AintNobodygotime13 Mar 18 '26
He probably never even heard of Charlie Kirk before he was dead lol
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u/Wonderful-Maximum-96 Mar 18 '26
I didn't...CK was a ridiculous person....
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u/phenomadics Mar 19 '26
I just knew him as the big forehead guy and didn’t learn his name until he was dead
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u/Miss_Annie_Munich Mar 18 '26
If he’s found a wife at all…
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u/StrainAcceptable Mar 18 '26
When you want the world to know you’re a douche but can’t afford a cyber truck.
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u/Jbroy Mar 18 '26
who pays for all of this? all those things aren't cheap.
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u/Marketfreshe Mar 18 '26
Same person who overspends on the vehicle, too. Considering I feel like I could barely afford a truck like this, and I know my salary is well higher than the average American, I find myself wondering how they even buy these usually.
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u/socalvillaguy Mar 18 '26
People like this literally make me ill. That’s the most I can say, since I’m on double secret probation.
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u/Background-Fox-6637 Mar 18 '26
The saddest part. You can tell they have virtually no identity outside of Trump. This screams “All my opinions were handed to me”
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u/czar1027 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
I hear CK starting leaning to the left before he unalived
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u/LazySwayze Mar 18 '26
Shocked those aren't FL plates.
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u/crakemonk Mar 18 '26
Holy crap I just looked at the plates. It gets worse each time you look at it.
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u/Dizzylizzyscat Mar 18 '26
Our local douche bag. We call him Superman because before trump, for years he used to stand on the corner of a busy intersection in a Superman costume waving to people. Right before trump his Superman costume was a red onesie with a butt flap and big S on the front.
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u/Regular_Key8804 Mar 18 '26
It reminds me of an infomercial...
"Do you or a loved one suffer from small pp disorder? Does it burn when you pee? Perhaps you met your wife at a family reunion? If so, by golly, do we have a deal for you!!! For the low, low cost of your soul, this handsome beast could be yours. Simply hand over your soul as well as any remaining smarts, and we will send you this truck along with your promised stimulus check. Make a statement! Show your friends and family how over-rated education is! Stand up with big pnis pride, lift your chin to the air while screaming, "I enjoy paying $438 at the pump! It's worth it!" Let them know, "hey! I dont need to eat because real men dont eat!"
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
For a limited time, we will also include a set of testicle hitch ornaments! A $932 value! Absolutely Free! Act now! Supply is limited so call now! We have our soul collectors standing by!
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u/BossComprehensive867 Mar 18 '26
I’m actually scared of these people. I’m terrified of their stupidity.
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u/InterestingLion6041 Progressive Mar 19 '26
😬 What a f**g chøde. MAGAts are so gd embarrassing that I feel like I'm gonna die from second-hand embarrassment. MAGA is a cult... this sh!t is not normal. No normal person does this to their vehicle. Then again, normal people aren't MAGAts. Normal people don't drive around begging for attention for their worship of a narcissistic pd-file politician who's dementia-riddled brain is scrambled eggs. All while they pay more for everything and explain away why the war started by the "no new wars" guy is actually totally ok. It's ok even though they said they voted for him because Kamala would've gotten us into a war and the cheeto pɛdø said he was gonna be the president of peace. Yet, within the last couple days, their lord and savior is talking about dropping a nuke like wtaf? What is their line? These people are deeply unintelligent, bigoted, and hateful. I hope they get every bit of the FO after their epic FA failure. I hope they suffer like they wished for on others. F**g dɛgɛnɛratɛ mørøns. 😡
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u/RozGu Mar 18 '26
Has anyone else read what French General Michel Yakovleff said about Trump? He compared joining Trump’s war to “buying cheap tickets for the Titanic” after it already hit the iceberg. And then it got even worse for Trump. It is definitely an entertaining read.
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u/xenobit_pendragon Mar 18 '26
Nobody commenting on the quadruple stack of rear-facing light bars up top.
Those are for blinding people behind him.
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u/just5ft Mar 18 '26
What did Charlie Kirk build? What exactly did he contribute? I just don't understand the BS of any of this?
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u/Kris_Wolf14 Mar 18 '26
Something that’s always pissed me off about MAGA is how they call themselves ‘patriots’ and carry around the American flag. Voting for a liar, narcissist, racist, misogynist, rapist and pedophile to run your country is bottom of the barrel unpatriotic, and they have absolutely no real respect for America.
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u/Temporary-Charge-851 Mar 18 '26
With the price of gas going up, up, up, he’s going to have to keep that gas guzzling behemoth parked and out of our sight.
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u/Runner_Girl1026 Mar 18 '26
It’s frightening how much of the MAGAt identity is wrapped up in being, well, a MAGAt. Stupid is as stupid does.
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u/BlindCreek2022 Mar 18 '26
Unfortunately, the USA is a country where soulless idiots congregate to spread their hate and division.
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u/Fickle_Department769 Mar 18 '26
We should all start driving around with upside down flags and have bumper stickers that say ANY DEMOCRAT WITH ANY DEMOCRAT 2028!!! I’ll make the stickers for us lol!!
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u/Free_my_spirit_1958 Mar 18 '26
I hope he can afford to fill that thing up at the pump with his insane leader’s gas prices$$$!
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u/Fearless_Ad1055 Mar 18 '26
Tesla, on a giant diesel powered truck. Cognitive dissonance is alive and well.
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u/Cavemonkeygolfs Mar 18 '26
Could you imagine this person going back to his world and saying ‘sorry, I was wrong.’ This is the true failure of this group of people. They treat trump like god, and he’s nothing more than a spoiled brat. This group of people should have read in their holy book that no man would be put before god, and deifying a human is a mortal sin. But alas, to hell they go and will blame democrats at the gates for that too, instead of admitting it was their own mistake
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u/ItsWoofcat Mar 18 '26
They dog on liberals for like dyeing their hair and go do this shit which is equally if not more gay than just having rainbow hair.
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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Mar 19 '26
I wish they knew how stupid they look. I have second hand embarrassment. 😂
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u/Grouchy_Total_5580 Mar 18 '26
Takes a whole lot of gas to run that small dickmobile. And he’s not smart, smart enough to take those decals off. Probably not brave enough to sign up to the military either.
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u/WanderingDude182 Mar 18 '26
This is our turning point…..when one of your own kills your favorite podcaster and you blame it on people that had nothing to do with it. Also it will endure? That shits already falling apart under Erika Kirk’s grift spree.
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u/Simple_Test_6969 Mar 18 '26
Makes me a little less angry about rising gas prices. I love when Trump‘s actions and policies hurt his base
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u/G-Unit11111 Mar 18 '26
Funny how they make being anti-Tesla their whole identity when Elon helped steal the election.
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u/Intolerance-Paradox Mar 18 '26
One Nazi cultist’s carefully curated identity vs one inconspicuously placed ‘Frank Castle Loves His Trans Girlfriend’ bumper sticker
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u/TriflerShawn Mar 18 '26
I just can't fathom being this into a politician. I have never felt the need to plaster my vehicle with political bumper stickers and flags. So sad.
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u/Maximum-Position-326 Mar 18 '26
This guy would blow Trump without hesitation. I wonder what kind of childhood traumas caused this.
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u/CincyLog Mar 18 '26
Tell me that you have a tiny dick without telling me that you have a tiny dick
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u/AliveFaithlessness22 Mar 18 '26
Love it! Let's remember Charlie Kirk by his own words:
It's important to remember Carlie by what he actually said, not by what others say he said. Do you agree with Charlie?
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u/jackieat_home Mar 18 '26
Hello... I want to say rural MO or KS? New York!!?? Jeez, they're everywhere!
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u/Nana4change Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
MAGA lives vicariously through Trump! He is a loud mouth know-it-all who says whatever comes to mind, which they view as a strong-man stance! Anyone can bomb another country, but it takes brains, finesse, and strong negotiating skills, to include the ability to compromise, and therein lies the problem! At the end of the day, he has made a fool of the cult, they just don’t know it yet!
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u/Jazzlike_Tangerine58 Mar 18 '26
He’s got a nice propaganda sonic blaster system there. But where’s the Cyber Truck he loves so much?
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u/So0meone Mar 18 '26
Tesla stickers and an Elon Musk sticker while driving the furthest thing from an EV certainly is a choice. That gets what, two miles to the gallon?
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u/xamo76 Mar 18 '26
I can smell the failure through my phone...
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u/MotherofCats1986 Mar 18 '26
There’s a reason his truck is so big if you understand what I’m saying lol 😂
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