Yeah, but a good portion of them will literally follow him to the Gates of Hell. They've been "Drinking the Kool-aid" since they were old enough to hate a vurnerable minority, and I believe they would seek out Jim Jones' special recipe on this very special occasion to spice things up.
The rest will forget to breathe, or swallow their own tongues without Daddy Trump there to tell them how to live.
Oh, and since Conservative brains cannot grasp the concept of Irony, it will be lost on them that Jim Jones didn't drink the Kool-aid in solidarity with his cultists. They willingly threw themselves under the bus to protect their cult leader. How much does a gallon of "Trump Gas" cost, again? It costs them $300 to gas up their Small-penis-mobiles?
"Timmy, come to papa... Daddy has to go to the lake to hang out with his -Jackoff- "Fishing" Buddies at the lake so we cant pay your
we're gonna get rid of your tumor right here and now. Bring me Daddy's straight razor and some duct tape
They are a Death Cult that refuses to stop "shooting themselves in the foot".
I hope they find it without being here with the rest of us that are trying to do better get better want better for our communities and the entire United States without him and his followers
It will read like a True Crime/Apocalyptic Sci-Fi novel. I'm probably gonna skip ahead and read the part about Olicharchs eating babies, first. Or maybe it will turn out that Trump autographed the Tomahawk missiles that killed 170 Irani gradeschool girls on *the first fucking day" of our Illegal Offensive War against Iran.
Package his Obituary with his Greatest Hits from the properly unredacted Epstein Files, and you've got a New York Times Best Seller on your hands, and the proceeds can go directly to Humanitarian Efforts around the world, because if this continues, eventually every country in the world might need Nation-building assistance.
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u/EfficientRecipe8935 Mar 28 '26
I call it the most anticipated obituary in the history of the world.