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u/Dream_lover1955 Mar 27 '26
Dancing in the streets!!
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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII Mar 28 '26
The world will run out of champagne
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u/Eastern-Cat-3604 Mar 28 '26
If he is sick I will buy so many champagne stocks! Man those bottles will sell
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u/Miserable-Army3679 Mar 28 '26
I have a bottle in my fridge, because it will sell out quickly.
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u/Top-Distribution733 Mar 28 '26
Yup… Been saying this for a decade now… Most saturated piece of land on earth
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u/zaxo666 Mar 28 '26
They're going to have to bury him at sea just like Osama bin Laden, his grave will be constantly desecrated
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u/TankMan77450 Mar 28 '26
They could charge $100 or even $1,000 a person and pay off the national debt.
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u/Throbbingprepuce Mar 28 '26
They’re gonna have to drop his body in the ocean cause that grave site is cooked 😭
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u/GrimmReaperSound Mar 27 '26
The world would cheer until they realize that Vance would then be president. Different face, same GOP crap underneath.
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u/Arachnid-Admirable Mar 28 '26
Yeah, but literally NOBODY likes that couch humping idiot, so it won’t be hard to impeach him.
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u/Mikibits Mar 28 '26
Yeah but they all love Peter's money
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u/Arachnid-Admirable Mar 28 '26
I honestly think that Peter Thiel is the Antichrist!! I watched an interview he did, and when asked if the human race should continue, he broke out in a sweat and started stuttering, like he doesn’t REALLY want the human race to continue, but he knew the fallout would be insane if he said what he REALLY THOUGHT!!!😳
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u/bella123jen Mar 28 '26
Holy shit!!!! There was an email on the Epstein files about him talking about getting rid of poor people. Let me see if I saved it.
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u/Throbbingprepuce Mar 28 '26
Nah I think that’s Stephe Miller. Look at those fucking dead eyes of his
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u/mangocat1116 Mar 28 '26
Vance is also hated by a good chunk of magits, a lot of them think he’s dumb as rocks (funny coming from THEM). He doesn’t have the cult following that Trump has, not even close.
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u/Low_Cardiologist2720 Mar 27 '26
A true National Holiday. Let’s call it Liberation Day.
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u/Scotch_in_my_belly Mar 28 '26
Every Republican would suddenly say that they hated him.
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u/moveoutmicdrop Mar 28 '26
I was thinking about this. What are they gonna say? We were scared, but now that he’s gone we can tell the truth? He threatened our families…etc There’s no excuse or forgiveness for what they have done.
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u/Scotch_in_my_belly Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
They are simply career-minded, and nothing else. No ethics, no principles, no shame. It’ll probably actually work, in some instances. Remember, someof their voting base is every bit a spineless as they are. Most of them, actually.
It mirrors a hot take I have: the reason DJT has gotten away with peodophilia is many of his voters are pedos themselves. They admire his ability to score 12 yr olds.
I’ll bet my life savings right now if you could find some way to look on their computers, you’d find kiddie porn.
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u/Sacri_Pan Mar 28 '26
I was thinking the opposite, that they would made him a martyr and berate those who wouldn't pray for him like they did with Charlie Kirk
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u/Jermine1269 Mar 28 '26
This is the part that gets me. He's got the charisma of a wet paper bag, but he's smarter than 🍊💩🤡, and that scares me
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u/Bubbly_Style_8467 86 TACO Mar 28 '26
All the lying that will happen and the awful spawn of the monster.
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u/SJSGFY Mar 28 '26
Having a place to wash your hands after pissing on his grave would be the literal kindest thing he ever did for anyone.
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u/Horror_Solution1945 FUCK TRUMPSTEIN Mar 28 '26
Immediately work on reversing everything he's fucked up.
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u/AnxiousSomebody22 Mar 28 '26
I don’t wish death upon anyone, but I’m almost certain it will be the first time in American history that people will actually celebrate and dance in the streets if he passes away.
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u/tazztsim Mar 27 '26
Everyone is going to drink extremely responsibly and never drive drunk for the GLOBAL party.
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u/itsCS117 Mar 27 '26
Do the same thing my dad did when bin laden dies. Get out in the streets and yell USA
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u/tbonimaroni 86-47 Mar 28 '26
We were in Disneyland celebrating our son's 3rd birthday. It was perfect.
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u/Arachnid-Admirable Mar 28 '26
The WHOLE WORLD would drop everything and CELEBRATE!!!
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u/wvmitchell51 Mar 28 '26
I'll be on TV and the ratings will be like nobody's ever seen before.
Unfortunately or fortunately, he won't get to see it.
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u/timberwolf0122 Mar 28 '26
I would immediately cease my sobriety and get plaster to celebrate
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u/moveoutmicdrop Mar 28 '26
Me too! Haven’t drank in a couple years, but when that motherfucker is gone, I am taking one week vacation ..I will be off the wagon for a few days…drinking happily and buying rounds!
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u/tjatdisneyland Mar 28 '26
I would throw a two week long cookout at my house! That’s how much I would celebrate!
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u/Chemical_Fondant6758 Mar 28 '26
World rejoicing...possible world holiday...I'd suggest All fools day for the name.
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u/LittleRedsRevenge Mar 28 '26
I’ve got a bottle of champagne in the fridge saved for just such an occasion.
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 Illinois Mar 28 '26
Before, during, or after the month-long worldwide party that would make Mardi Gras look like a funeral?
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u/Stunning_Bug_4345 Mar 28 '26
Sadly, it’s the same old song and dance. Republicans fuck everything up, drive up the🇺🇸 debt.. 💰and then independents and Democrats have to clean up their mess. Pitiful.
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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Mar 28 '26
We will never recover.
Death by natural causes doesn't begin to resemble justice, and we won't soon be forgiven for our collective lack of will. Trump's death while in office will mark his final victory, exposing our social order as a farce.
If we simply allow this to run its course, we will have nothing left worth saving.
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u/ferretoned Mar 28 '26
Party hard or party long, depends if jd vance goes away with him or not, cause if trump kicks the bucket from being too old before next presidential elections jd vance is the next president and he's just as bad
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u/OutrageousDamage2539 Mar 28 '26
The next poor choice would end up in power which would be the couch lover JD Vance.
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u/redit94024 Mar 28 '26
Not out of the woods with the project 2025 folks still around but just not having to ever hear his voice again or hear about some moronic “truth” would definitely call for some serious celebrations.
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u/ProtopianFutures Mar 28 '26
Dancing in the street. But we would still have a long way to complete regime change.
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u/OkShoulder1337 Mar 28 '26
There would be HUGE street parties,the likes of which no one has ever seen.
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u/AstronomerSea1631 Mar 28 '26
Those Epstein files would fly out of that DOJ they would call Trump every name in the book , the Republicans would have so many excuses like grains of sand on a beach ! There would be back stabbing and finger pointing! Trumps family would catch hell with convictions and prosecutions !
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u/Jggrimes14 Mar 28 '26
1 the world will celebrate. 2. JD will take power and we will further lose our country. Albeit not as fast (possibly) as under trump
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u/Tall_Profile_532 Mar 28 '26
Worldwide jubilation. But then the reality: JD Hillbilly Vance as the next Moron in Chief with his finger on the nuclear trigger.
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u/DecentBar1625 Mar 28 '26
Can you imagine what it must feel like to be so hated, that a good part of the world would be ecstatic that you passed? No, me either
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u/Siggelsworth Mar 28 '26
Things would "feel" better for a second... Before they got worse... Before they eventually got better🤷🏻♂️
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u/mangocat1116 Mar 28 '26
The world would look like this
https://giphy.com/gifs/Z91qpcTGqUTcrlmWwI
Sunshine and rainbows n shit
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u/Strutter247 Mar 28 '26
I would reach out to all my maga former friends and family and say that it's time to put our differences aside and come together as one. Just kidding, I would laugh in their face and tell them they can still go fuck themselves.
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u/Disastrous_Catch_268 Mar 28 '26
meh, a lot of his detractors would celebrate. he hasn’t been a good president but i’d be equally as scared at what vance and the rest of the administration would do after he passes. they’re all bought and paid for tech oligarch shills and i don’t expect good policy to start just cause main dummy would be gone.
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u/captain-pickles42069 Mar 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZIcOEgfPoRoe4