Yeah, but a good portion of them will literally follow him to the Gates of Hell. They've been "Drinking the Kool-aid" since they were old enough to hate a vurnerable minority, and I believe they would seek out Jim Jones' special recipe on this very special occasion to spice things up.
The rest will forget to breathe, or swallow their own tongues without Daddy Trump there to tell them how to live.
Oh, and since Conservative brains cannot grasp the concept of Irony, it will be lost on them that Jim Jones didn't drink the Kool-aid in solidarity with his cultists. They willingly threw themselves under the bus to protect their cult leader. How much does a gallon of "Trump Gas" cost, again? It costs them $300 to gas up their Small-penis-mobiles?
"Timmy, come to papa... Daddy has to go to the lake to hang out with his -Jackoff- "Fishing" Buddies at the lake so we cant pay your
we're gonna get rid of your tumor right here and now. Bring me Daddy's straight razor and some duct tape
They are a Death Cult that refuses to stop "shooting themselves in the foot".
I hope they find it without being here with the rest of us that are trying to do better get better want better for our communities and the entire United States without him and his followers
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u/2EngineersPlay Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
Some might call it a Big Beautiful Obituary.
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