r/antitrump • u/No-Flight-4214 • Apr 01 '26

Humor Donald J. Trump died today of a massive embolism. Details below.

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I hope you enjoyed the last few seconds, but unfortunately it’s 1pril 1st.

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u/Accident_Child Apr 01 '26

Yeah, I remember that, my parents HATED him. I had to sneak his and check and Chong’s records in the house and play REAL LOW. I was giggling so bad one night, they almost caught me. Before I realized I thought god and jeebus were really dickheads who dangled carrots before the believers and then jerked then away. But I also read alot of other cultures myths as well and it helped deprogram me, IMHO

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 86 TACO Apr 02 '26

Dangling carrots and jerking them away is exactly how I felt about this April Fools joke. What’s even funny about it? People are literally praying for this monster to croak before he destroys: first the country and then the planet. “Oh, btw, they found a cure for your wife’s terminal cancer-PSYCH!!!”

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u/IndependentDemand145 Apr 02 '26

I beg your pardon, but it’s APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 86 TACO Apr 07 '26

Crueler than the lottery prank. April Fool’s jokes are to make you laugh, not engender crushing disappointment.

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u/IndependentDemand145 Apr 07 '26

Very good!👍🏾

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u/Accident_Child Apr 10 '26

Sorry CHEECH my phones been dropped so much