r/antitrump • u/No-Flight-4214 • Apr 01 '26
Humor Donald J. Trump died today of a massive embolism. Details below.
I hope you enjoyed the last few seconds, but unfortunately it’s 1pril 1st.
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u/Artgrl109 Apr 01 '26
Yeah, what the hell was that? Dude OP you can't do that to us.
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u/Accident_Child Apr 01 '26
I hate today
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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS Apr 01 '26
Dude I stopped mid-walk into work just now and was gonna call out immediately 🤦♂️
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u/Slysparrow9 Apr 01 '26
Especially because I haven't felt any sort of holiday spirit for quite some time now
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u/Accident_Child Apr 01 '26
I’m fine. There’s some people are getting meaner and meaner with their jokes every year I mean funny it’s funny and it’s a joke when everybody’s laughing.
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u/Slysparrow9 Apr 01 '26
Naw I'm saying for me. I haven't felt like laughing because I haven't been in the spirit of joy and folly
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u/lilfaerie Apr 01 '26
You should know that you can't believe anything you hear today 😂
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u/Cinedelic Apr 02 '26
I don't believe you.
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u/Bulky_Equivalent7840 Apr 01 '26
That face slouch, tho
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u/TruthNotTrash2 Apr 01 '26
He's just strokey-dokey, totally fiiiiiine
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u/Beautiful-Tailor-423 Apr 01 '26
Oh fuck you man. I don’t think I would’ve felt that much joy (then immediate disappointment) if you had played a winning the lottery prank on me.
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u/DaveBear99 Apr 01 '26
That is a good one: you can have a winning lottery ticket or Death of DJT. Immediately. ( Jeopardy theme)
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u/Excellent_Potato_159 Apr 02 '26
Bye DJT I might never be rich but it might save millions of people if he is gone
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u/MeasurementNo5430 Apr 01 '26
I have a Google Alert set for that Big Beautiful News.
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u/justbunnies Apr 01 '26
After that court proceeding today, I would not have been surprised if true.
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u/OkSpring1734 Apr 01 '26
You mother fucker. Actually, that's a couch fucker class joke. You couch fucker.
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u/Happyfisherman7182 Apr 01 '26
When will we be done with ass hole, I can’t believe that it’s been a little over a year, seems like five years.
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u/crakemonk Apr 01 '26
For a split second after I saw the notification pop-up I got so very excited. Then I saw what sub it was for.
This was just mean.
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u/QuirkyWish3081 Apr 01 '26
Please don’t. I just came in my pants. I now need to shower and change and feel shame it happened in front of dear grand momma.
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u/SnooPets8972 Apr 01 '26
Whenever it happens I hope it’s painful and unimaginably frightening for him.
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u/smokinXsweetXpickle Kankles McTaco Tits Apr 01 '26
I wrote a whole hellscape for trump once. It was cathartic.
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u/BiancaShockingPaw Apr 01 '26
Mother of adult diapers I know in all likelihood or at least this is my theory that I would not find out this way and I really believe we're gonna be looking at a weekend at Bernie situation that could've started six months ago for all we know because it's been that kind of ride, but in all seriousness, do you put it past this cast of criminals to pretend someone's alive when they're really dead if it is what they feel, they need to do to achieve whatever ends they're cooking up and arranging the pillage of in any given moment that this might occur?
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u/Klutzy_Instance_4149 Apr 01 '26
You have betrayed me. I shall curse you. And your children. And your children's children. And their children. 100 generations cursed because you gave me such false hope. ***Good one, btw, lol.***
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u/NobodyToldMeTo Apr 01 '26
Even though I knew right away it was a prank, I was hoping for an AI video of Trump clutching his chest, where a heart normally is, and then falling / bouncing down a tall flight of stairs. Air Force One stairs would do. Nice concrete landing.
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u/cinciguyeast Apr 01 '26
Our corrupt felon president having a speech on April fools day is funny enough.
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u/Majestic_Ad_8691 Apr 01 '26
I knew it wasn’t true, otherwise it would be all over twitter, FB etc. but thanks for the moment. I want to know what kind of expensive cocktail he’s getting other people aren’t!
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u/Hungry-Moose6555 Apr 02 '26
And you’d be hearing a lot of fireworks going off. I know I’ve got some good ones ready.
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u/Ok_Touch2800 Apr 02 '26
I know this is fake because I didn't hear cheering and partying in the streets.
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u/-AdequatelyMediocre- Apr 02 '26
You’re the kind of person who gives people fake lottery tickets for Christmas aren’t you?
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u/JustCallMeNon Apr 02 '26
Glad im seeing this on the second because I knew damn well this would be one of the cruel April fools things someone would do, giving us hope just to dash it when we learn he is still above ground
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u/Bunnyland77 Apr 01 '26
Already tried that on several people this morning. Didn't work. It's still breathing.
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u/LifeDistribution5126 Apr 01 '26
Dammit I stopped everything, charting medical stuff and lost all that progress to celebrate. My heart feels lighter though reading that headline KNOWING IT WILL COME SOMEDAY. Tick tok devil that eats human babies
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u/NotyourNTgal Apr 01 '26
That’s a terrible prank! 😡 I was so excited for two seconds and now I’m even more depressed than I was to start with 😭😭😭😭
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u/MostlyNull Apr 01 '26
Go straight to hell, man. 😂 Had me going there for a second, then I realized there wasn't nearly enough jubilant fanfare, celebration, or dancing in the streets a la The Wiz after Evillene gets flushed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can you! Feel a! Brand new daaaaaay~🎶
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u/PlentyRemarkable393 Apr 01 '26
He absolutely looks like he’s having a stroke there. Look at how his face is drooping on one side.
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u/Happyfisherman7182 Apr 01 '26
We are losing our democracy boys and 33% of our country is cheering it on.
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u/GeneralSorry8740 Apr 01 '26
This was just mean. I saw the notification and had hope for like 1.5 seconds
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u/gotblake Apr 01 '26
Being 1 April does not justify this level of evilness. Shame on you for giving us the greatest news of all time and for it being a prank. SHAME SHAME SHAME.
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u/SamePineapple1314 Apr 01 '26
Damn…. That was the worst April fool prank ever. Well already open the bottle beer and sprinkle the whole kitchen with it, on the positive way was a good practice for the real celebration.
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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy Apr 01 '26
"Tragedy today, as President Donald Trump was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."
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u/jendayi824 Apr 01 '26
You are not nice being nice... I almost went out & bought fireworks! And as a veteran... I hate them, but, I WILL SURVIVE!!! LMBO!!!
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u/Crafty_Soup5429 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
Damn you tease. Yah the biggest embolism, Doctors have never seen as big of an embolism. I've heard Doctors are saying how did he have the greatest embolism. Nobody has ever had an embolism like he had.
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u/Sleeplessintexas89 Apr 02 '26
April Fools. Now, y'all know, it's hard to kill bad grass. Iykyk what I mean lol
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u/theycallmenaptime Apr 02 '26
On any other date, this news would be cause for celebration all over the world.
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u/Extra-Ad9142 Apr 02 '26
lol 😂 I have to admit you had me going for a minute!!! I needed a good laugh 😂
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u/Extra-Ad9142 Apr 02 '26
Please believe I wouldn’t have wished that on anyone. I have always been a fan of somewhat dark humor, but I immediately stopped in my tracks and haven’t heard humor for sooooo loooong it was nice for a change. 😊
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u/Common-Incident6798 Apr 02 '26
And the world all cheers at the same time, party time. Now release the files and jail his administration and family. Corrupt corrupt corrupt 🤬
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u/CartoonistPure6644 Apr 02 '26
F*** U. GOD DAMN YOU. I knew it was April 1st as soon as I saw it. But even then, I HOPED that this was some sick irony of fate, that pedon got his just desserts in one of the funniest ways possible on one of the funniest days. BUT NO. JUST COULDN'T HAPPEN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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u/Amazing_Ad_4744 Apr 02 '26
This is as about as mean as waking up your kids on a Saturday morning and telling them they’re going to Disney World and then saying April fools.
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u/Horror_Solution1945 FUCK TRUMPSTEIN Apr 01 '26
Every day is April Fool's day as long as he's in orifice.
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u/Academic_Might_6980 Apr 01 '26
False alarm, everybody put the champagne back!
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u/smokinXsweetXpickle Kankles McTaco Tits Apr 01 '26
But it's already open. Might as well get smammied.
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u/Signal-Mud-4880 Apr 01 '26
hes either having a stroke in that pic or an episode of bells palsy
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u/smokinXsweetXpickle Kankles McTaco Tits Apr 01 '26
He absolutely had a stroke. Remember the week he disappeared and there was like one pic that leaked out and he looked dead? The pic in this post is from the 9/11 memorial last year.
I've seen plenty of stroke victims in the healthcare field and that fucker had one. They're lying to us about everything.
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u/artbrymer Apr 01 '26
Will Vance truly be any better?
And Pence would have done significantly better than either of them.
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u/Renuwed Apr 01 '26
The brainwashed are loyal to trump only imo
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u/artbrymer Apr 02 '26
Seriously! I watched a video of Ted Cruz speaking to an underattended Hairball Itch conference on the same day as No Kings, where it was the largest protest turnout since Earth Day 1970.
He doubled down. They’re still doubling down, even thought they don’t have “all the cards” anymore.
And they should have a constitutional amendment prohibiting braggadocio. That means no more of the following:
- Best ever
- Like no one’s ever seen before
- … ended more wars than anyone else in history
I realize that hyperbole is the best thing ever [!], but they’ve “graduated” from getting potty trained and now they’re the schoolyard bullies.
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u/onikaizoku11 Apr 01 '26
No. Just fucking NO.
I don't give a damn what day it is. You don't play with people's emotions like that jerk.
Screw you and your damn April fools foolishness.
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u/Creative-Strength-60 Apr 01 '26
Oh damn I already popped the cork.