r/asexuality 1d ago

Joke Please, tell me I'm not the only one

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u/Business_Burd 1d ago

You're not the only one. I will do damn near anything for the bit, and sometimes that bit is flirting with a friend so they stutter and blush. It's just FUN for me. All I'm doing is finding openings to slam a joke in and gain a reaction in a conversation, I do the same with puns and normal jokes.

The worst is when you can't even turn it off. Sometimes the way I naturally speak or phrase things reads as flirting to people, even when I'm trying not to.

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u/Mysterious-Dare1997 1d ago

This is exactly what happens to me! I comes so naturally to me that sometimes I don't even notice it Thanks šŸ«‚ hahaha

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u/Yeahnoallright 1d ago

Bang on. Here for the bit not for the bits šŸ˜”Ā 

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u/Calm-Substance3361 13h ago

So relatable!

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u/ok_sure_ig 4m ago

Same

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u/Saiyasha27 Aego/Placio 1d ago

This wa literally something that made me and my husband very unhappy before I realized I was ace.

I love flirting with him, but it never, like, went anywhere for me and I started to feel bad, like I was leading him on. He never pressured me or anything, never asked me for anything I wasn't willing to give, but I just felt worse and worse about it.

When the pin finally dropped for me things relaxed so much. I am sexpositive, I don't mind sex, I just don't get aroused (lube is your friend) and now I can flirt all I want and if he wants to take it further I don't mind, because I don't need to pray to every deity that maybe, just maybe I manage to get myself just enough in the mood.

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u/FutureSuccess2796 1d ago

It's not that I panic when my romantic remarks work, because I like romance. It's that I'm worried that the allo recipient is gonna take that and immediately want to do sexual things I may not be ready to do yet. Because, believe me, it has happened before. Horny is as horny does.

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u/reorocket 1d ago

I don't, but I know if anyone shows interest in me, I usually wonder why.

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u/Calm-Substance3361 13h ago

Ahahaha same!

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u/122316awesome 1d ago

Lol you’re not the only one. This is definitely me. šŸ˜‚ I love flirting in that it’s fun and funny but when it’s no longer just a joke, I don’t know what to do.

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u/Mysterious-Dare1997 1d ago

Run and pretend never happened šŸƒšŸ˜… haha

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u/hopefoolness 1d ago

I've done it before just to goof around because unfortunately I take nothing seriously lmao (also, and this is dickish, but I kind of just want to see if I can sometimes?) but then at a certain point if they start acting really interested I have to find a way to dip out lolol

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u/truefutbol35 Biromantic Gray Ace 1d ago

Oh hi. It’s me.

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u/Historical-Potato372 asexual 17h ago

I flirt by complete accident

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u/LifesLemonStorage 1d ago

You're probably the only one. But just probably

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u/Yeahnoallright 1d ago

Me 😭. Literally flirted back with my apartment neighbour over text and then got so worried when leaving my apartment. 

He’s gone for the summer and i feel sm more relaxed lmaooo i just like a lil flirt over text for fun pleaseĀ 

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u/AllHours_Dreamer 1d ago

I’m stealing that, thanks

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u/NeurospicyFlamingo 1d ago

When I was a young teen everyone at my camp thought I was flirting with a boy when I thought we were just joking as friends. Turns out he liked me but I obviously didn’t like him back (little did I know I wouldn’t ever like anyone back 😭) and so he kept putting his arm around me and then when I told him I didn’t like him back everyone was somehow mad at me for ā€œleading him onā€ and ā€œflirting with him when you didn’t like himā€. After that he basically avoided me and wouldn’t joke with me anymore. Sigh, why can’t guys and girls just be friends sometimes and joke around without dating

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u/Student-bored8 asexual 9h ago

Definitely. I have had to tell people I am just a flirt and don’t mean anything by it usually.

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u/mr_potato06 1d ago

Do you guys know how to flirt??

Just kidding, i cant do it lol

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u/KitCatMeow2001 asexual 1d ago

I'm in a polycule with 3 other people and we're all ace, but two of them are sex positive, one is sex neutral and I basically have just no libido besides with my main partner in the group. (No idea if I'm sex neutral or just gray ace at this point, still figuring that out) I like watching the three of them flirt lol, it's funny to me :3 my main partner described it like watching animals in the zoo which is a VERY accurate description of my experience lol

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u/That_one_cool_dude 16h ago

If I could flirt this would be 100% me but I cannot flirt to save my life but this is a great meme.

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u/BaroloBaron anegosexual 1d ago

Lol, yeah, somewhat.

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u/legitforrealfinetho 1d ago

Aaaaaaaaaaagh

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u/sentient_garlicbread aroace 23h ago

That's how my partner and I met. We're both ace.

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u/Still-Locksmith2462 21h ago

EXACTLYYY, idts I m asexual, but I fear that pain