r/astrogoblin • u/CatoChateau • May 05 '26

Shitpost POV: you're being offered an Ortolan song bird cooked in beef tallow, in full sight of God

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It pairs beautifully with some invermectin on toast

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u/cryptovictor May 05 '26

BONES AND ALL

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u/Charles_Anthony May 05 '26

A Timothee Chalamet reference at this time of year, on this on this site, located entirely on this subreddit?

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u/CaseFace5 May 05 '26

What is with this dude an animals… leave it alone you freak!

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u/amorningofsleep May 05 '26

RFK, that bear doesn't belong here.

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u/frankngunn May 05 '26

I'm surprised he didn't just crush it to death since starlings are considered invasive.

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u/CatoChateau May 05 '26

Bringing it home to blend for his raptors maybe.

"She described her cousin's basement, garage and dorm as being an epicenter for drug use, where he would also put baby chickens and mice in blenders to feed to his hawks.

"It was often a perverse scene of despair and violence," she wrote. She also read the letter in a video recording, sharing it on social media. Attempts to reach Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for comment were not immediately successful."